Lol! =D Nice one, I hope you sot of update this because now that I think about it, a lot of people have to do things they hate because of Gandalf.

. This...was..awesome...kept...me...laughing so hard. Can't thyuephreksjdfidhfsjkfj

Just want to say your stories stink like Gollum and you yourself should disown your soul, you lice infested freako with bad breath which I can smell from here.

Written by Kendal, not Maria

P.S. I think something called a brush and toothpaste, maybe a little mouthwash, would be a little helpful, but who knows I'm just a reviewer...

LOL! This is BLOODY HILARIOUS! Excellent job! But this hasn't been updated since January...*hint hint*

stupid evil smeagols...
WOOHOO! GO ARAGORN! YOU ROCK!
Gandalf is gay. too gay.
great story mate :)
Legolas should make a law in mirkwood that...noone can wear a shirt! mwahahahah! eh heh yeah. dont ask. Im on a "no sleep" high

GAH! STILL HYPER! MUST GET OFFLINE BEFORE I DESTROY THE COMPUTER! hey not hyper anymore...what did i do with those pixie sticks...o wait. I liked it. SCREW LEGGY! sorry about that. please read my fic. i have only 3 reviews *sniff sniff*. it's called 'Chaos, panic, and disorder'. and review please! i do for you...-_-

YES!FINALLY someone does a fic w/ BOTH Gollum and Smeagol in it!THANK YOU! No longer is he defenseless,now he is mad,intelligent,and searching for a lawyer combining knowledge of his rights (however messed up they are)and a major bend for revenge.And an idea for your plea for ideas for next chapter:something about dwarves in Mirkwood and a keg party hosted by Legolas.Mwahahahahahahahaha!

(i'm a girl of my word aren't i? if you read any other of my reviews yet, i promised to review all your stories.) very funny. haha. Thranduil is being sued. HAHAHA! *laughs like a maniac for ten minutes* i'm calm now. sorry. i tend to over react...i need to see a phsychologist...a real one...not one that is a figment of my imagination and is being written about in emails to my friend...

O! I like this story!! I don't care how Legs messes up Mirkwood, ANYTHING would be funny...maybe you could have him like accidentally throw all the business papers in the fire or something...then lose the court case to the dwarves and when Thranduil comes back he'll be SO ** mad at his son...or not...whatever, keep writing! And please review my story, please? I updated...

hey I loved it !! yeah !

LMAO! It's all that ** Gandalf's fault, true dat! *sniggers* "If he's bathed at all in the last three decades then I'm an ent..."
One mental image I didn't need--Gollum as an Ent! rotfl! But..Arry doesn't bathe, does he preciouss? NO! Smelly ranger, we doesn't see how his fat stupid girlfriieendd standss it, preeccious...*gollum, gollum*
Say what? *cough* Scuse me, must've been that cookie giving me indegestion. *burps*

When you are eighteen, you're moving out of the US, right? Considering you are hating the country that progressed farther in 200 years than any other country in the world... *snorkles*
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Anyhow, great chapter! How many times DID Aragorn say **? lol. I loved the ending line!
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Well, Legolas can declare war on Rivendell because he is bored, or spend all the gold on something extremely stupid, or give it all away :P

Snap! Leggy's such a dolt...Thrandy is a jerk, as always *rolls eyes* But how will he run the country? *evil laugh*
"I'm screwed."
Truer words have been spoken, but those are extremely true too!

hey! again! lmao! this is a great fic! i really hope you keep it up!! YAY FOR PLOTS! oh, and what does AU mean? i'm so stupid, i've been on fanfiction for like two years and still haven't a clue. please write more soon!
~MornieUtule

WOW. I don't usually like parodies/absurdist stuff, but you did it right.