That is amazingly perceptive. Simply amazing. Heh, accurate to a fault if that is possible. I really like this fic. Very deep, looks beyond the characters' images and reputations to what really lies beneath. Very very well done.

Yeah, baby, you know I love a good charcater study! Ah, Bender and Allison. It all comes down to those two. I can't decide who I'm more like. One day, you and I will be sitting on my couch, smoking weed and watching this movie, and reciting every single ** line to each other, and eating Allison food. Yum.

You got all their characters down pat. Very concise and accurate. I like it!