Nice start. It's just a shame it's not been updated in so long.

Hi, 'SHROOMS, it's me, Phish Tacko. Hi.
with all due respect,
Phish Tacko

Fake name (real name not required):Phish Tacko. Yup, I'm the 1 and only Phish Tacko! W00T!
Any interesting stuff about you:I'm freakishly good at art. I'm also a smart-**.
Lust object (if you don't have one, maybe you could make one up...?):Klaus Baudelaire
Most annoying character in Series:Carmelita Spats. I hate that little bastard.
Question you'd most like to have answered about Series:What the hell happened to eveyrone?
Favorite books in Series:Uh... The Bad Beginning?
Thirteen words to describe yourself:Obsessive, quirky, good singer, smart, kinda fun,crazy,twisted,wierd,12,tall,blonde
Weakness:Klaus Baudelaire *drools*, t.V., computer, ASOUE in general
Greatest fear:Dying horribly,being called a **(I got called a fat ** on the bus once,though.)
Member of VFD:Nope.
Do you have anything Count Olaf would consider worth stealing?:an iPod.
Would you like to work for/Are you working for Count Olaf?:WTF?!Hell no!
Do you have any freakish qualities, eg, pointed toes, eye hair, obnoxious voice?:craziness
Who is your favorite Quagmire triplet/Baudelaire sibling/member of Olaf's troupe?:N;A/Klaus Baudelaire/N;A
What is the worst sound in the world to you?:deafining noises and/or crappy or kiddie music
Do you often make mountains out of molehills?:Sometimes.
Who is the most obnoxious person in the world? (Note: If you say it is I, it may cause severe repercussions and crochet lessons with Miss Tae) Hint: "I'd rather eat a bowl of vampire bats...":Carmelita Spats, DUH!
Do you like inventing/reading/biting/other things?:Jewelry/anything good/Ick, no!
Are you fond of couplets/reporting/mapmaking?:Okay at it/suck at it/suck at it.
Have you read all the books? If not, which ones have you not read?:I've read all of 'em aside from the autobigraphy.
Have you ever had an odd lust for Sunny Baudelaire?;Ew!Do I look like a sicko to you?!
Why do you write SoUE fic? Why do you want to join Vagrants' Fanfiction Discipline?:I love ASOUE.
Whatever else you want to put:ZOMFG! ZOMBIES!
Sign here:Phish Tacko*
with all due respect,
Phish Tacko

Ah what the hell? *shruggs shoulders*

Fake name (real name not required): Sabrina Aiken (And she happends to be one of my created charaters)
Any interesting stuff about you: I can turn into a wyvern! (a wyvern is kinda like a dragon, except it has two legs instead of four)
Lust object (if you don't have one, maybe you could make one up...?): Unicorns, Dragons, Phoenixs, Wizards, Witches, Video Games and other stuff that is unknown to you.
Most annoying character in Series: Nero.
Question you'd most like to have answered about Series: What happend to Beatrice anyway?
Favorite books in Series: The Grim Grotto
Thirteen words to describe yourself: Dark past, lovely persenality, golden hair, blue eyes(no, not me just Sabrina), royal-blue dress with fluffy, grey cowl neck and grey sleave ends and knee-high boots the same colour of my dress. Also a silver pentant of a wyvern holding a sword. (damn! more than thirteen words!)
Weakness: Choclate and recalling tragites of my past.
Greatest fear: The dark (SHUT UP), Being alone, and Alan Kelkin.
Member of VFD: Nope!
Do you have anything Count Olaf would consider worth stealing?: Hell yeah. The wyvern pentant I menoned before? It can make me turn into a wyvern and human at will (you know what I mean doncha?). If somebody stole it, who knows what kind of chaos would happen?
Would you like to work for/Are you working for Count Olaf?: >.< HELL NO!
Do you have any freakish qualities, eg, pointed toes, eye hair, obnoxious voice?: None that I can think of...
Who is your favorite Quagmire triplet/Baudelaire sibling/member of Olaf's troupe?: Quigly/all of them/Fiona (again, SHUT UP!)
What is the worst sound in the world to you?: Loud, screaching noises *cringe*
Do you often make mountains out of molehills?: I'm afraid I don't understand that question...
Who is the most obnoxious person in the world? (Note: If you say it is I, it may cause severe repercussions and crochet lessons with Miss Tae) Hint: "I'd rather eat a bowl of vampire bats..."
Kateline (can't remeber name) Early.
Do you like inventing/reading/biting/other things?:
I like making things/Heack yea!/NO!
Are you fond of couplets/reporting/mapmaking?:
Hopeless at it/I'm doing a fanfic about a (pretend) broadcast, does that count?/Yep!
Have you read all the books? If not, which ones have you not read?: TBB and TRR
Have you ever had an odd lust for Sunny Baudelaire?: O.O EXCUSE ME?!
Why do you write SoUE fic? Why do you want to join Vagrants' Fanfiction Discipline?: Because I do!
Whatever else you want to put: Sabrina Violet Arlene Aiken is not me, just one of my OCOs (own-created-characters), so don't esume that the description is real.

With all due respect:
~*~*~Sabrina Violet~*~Arlene Aiken~*~*~

I decided to fill this thingy out:

Fake name (real name not required): Violet Aiken (Sarah)
Any interesting stuff about you: I like looking up facts abour random actors
Lust object (if you don't have one, maybe you could make one up...?): Liam Aiken
Most annoying character in Series: Fiona
Question you'd most like to have answered about Series: Who is Beatrice?
Favorite books in Series: The Slippery Slope
Thirteen words to describe yourself: short, smart, funny, dork, obsessive, friendly, funny, nice, brunette, over-achiever, lazy, tired, bored
Weakness: blue eyes
Greatest fear: roaches
Member of VFD: Jacques
Do you have anything Count Olaf would consider worth stealing?: not that I know of
Would you like to work for/Are you working for Count Olaf?: never
Do you have any freakish qualities, eg, pointed toes, eye hair, obnoxious voice?: no
Who is your favorite Quagmire triplet/Baudelaire sibling/member of Olaf's troupe?: Isadora/Klaus/person of indeterminate gender
What is the worst sound in the world to you?: rap
Do you often make mountains out of molehills?: all the time
Who is the most obnoxious person in the world? (Note: If you say it is I, it may cause severe repercussions and crochet lessons with Miss Tae) Hint: "I'd rather eat a bowl of vampire bats..."
Do you like inventing/reading/biting/other things?: Lauren
Are you fond of couplets/reporting/mapmaking?: yes
Have you read all the books? If not, which ones have you not read?: I've read all but the unauthorized biography, which I should be reading soon
Have you ever had an odd lust for Sunny Baudelaire? can't say I have
Why do you write SoUE fic?: I have nothing better to do
Why do you want to join Vagrants' Fanfiction Discipline?: it sounds cool
Whatever else you want to put:
Sign here: _Violet Aiken (Sarah)_ *

Well, well. Finally I payed attention to the review. Hi. How's it goin'?

Anyone wishing to enroll*, please give me:

Fake name (real name not required): Spectra16 (or Alicia Hamilton)
Any interesting stuff about you: I write, I'm learning to play guitar, I have no obseissions for Klaus, but I do have an obsession over the VFD, and knowing more about it.
Lust object (if you don't have one, maybe you could make one up...?): Lemony
Most annoying character in Series: N/A
Question you'd most like to have answered about Series: Why are there so many abbreviations to VFD?
Favorite books in Series: the Unauthorized Bio of Lemony (not really part of the series but it does clear up a few things about the series)
Thirteen words to describe yourself: Brown hair, hazel eyes, loves to write, psychotic, funny, active, anit-anti-flag,
Weakness: No sleep
Greatest fear: getting drown
Member of VFD: LEMONY!
Do you have anything Count Olaf would consider worth stealing?: nothing but a laptop... and my sweet cat, MIssy
Would you like to work for/Are you working for Count Olaf?: Hell no!
Do you have any freakish qualities, eg, pointed toes, eye hair, obnoxious voice?: not really
Who is your favorite Quagmire triplet/Baudelaire sibling/member of Olaf's troupe?: Violet
What is the worst sound in the world to you?: Dial-up
Do you often make mountains out of molehills?: I wouldn't know
Who is the most obnoxious person in the world? (Note: If you say it is I, it may cause severe repercussions and crochet lessons with Miss Tae) Hint: "I'd rather eat a bowl of vampire bats..." I really think that rappers are annoying (no say in which one)
Do you like inventing/reading/biting/other things?: I like writing.
Are you fond of couplets/reporting/mapmaking?: reporting! Woot!
Have you read all the books? If not, which ones have you not read?: I can't say.
Have you ever had an odd lust for Sunny Baudelaire? Nope.
Why do you write SoUE fic? Why do you want to join Vagrants' Fanfiction Discipline?: Because I love the VFD, and to be part in any of it would be an honor.
Whatever else you want to put: PLEASE! VFD RULZ!
Sign here: With all due respect, Spectra16*

Fake name (real name not required): Lith
Any interesting stuff about you: I'm a three-quarterling!
Lust object (if you don't have one, maybe you could make one up...?): Several: Jason Wade, Johnny Depp, Sean Biggerstaff, and Merry, Pippin, Legolas, and Faramir.
Most annoying character in Series: Esme
Question you'd most like to have answered about Series: Since Justice Strauss is a VFD member, whose side is she on now that the Schism has occured?
Favorite books in Series: The Reptile Room and The Ersatz Elevator
Thirteen words to describe yourself: Short. Scrawny. Chilean. Swimmer. Smart. Clumsy. Paranoid. Random. Crazy. Enigmatic. Pirate. Small Feet.
Weakness: Those I love
Greatest fear: Being the last in existence
Member of VFD: Yes
Do you have anything Count Olaf would consider worth stealing?: Yes
Would you like to work for/Are you working for Count Olaf?: Not currently...
Do you have any freakish qualities, eg, pointed toes, eye hair, obnoxious voice?: Elongated limbs with short digits.
Who is your favorite Quagmire triplet/Baudelaire sibling/member of Olaf's troupe?: Klaus
What is the worst sound in the world to you?: Forks scraping against plates.
Do you often make mountains out of molehills?: Aye!
Who is the most obnoxious person in the world? (Note: If you say it is I, it may cause severe repercussions and crochet lessons with Miss Tae) Hint: "I'd rather eat a bowl of vampire bats..."
This girl I swim with who cannot THINK for herself!
Do you like inventing/reading/biting/other things?: All if the above as well as writing, alternative rock music, painting, and British slang
Are you fond of couplets/reporting/mapmaking?: Yes.
Have you read all the books? If not, which ones have you not read?: Aye, I've read them all twice!
Have you ever had an odd lust for Sunny Baudelaire? She's cool, but other than random celebrities, I don't lust after anyone.
Why do you write SoUE fic? Why do you want to join Vagrants' Fanfiction Discipline?: I haven't started writing, but have many ideas as the books are great, and love everything to do with them. I think that answers both.
Whatever else you want to put: Please pick me!
Sign here: Lith Urya

very good i liked how u use a lemony's writing style

Yeah, just in case you somehow don't notice, ff.net wouldn't let me review this story before so I put my review on your 'The Wolf and the Keeper' story. Look there to find it!

great story!! love the writing style, just like mr. snicket's. please continue

VERY INTERESTING SLIGHTLY WEIRD STORY!
Fake name (real name not required): Jasmine
Any interesting stuff about you: My identical twin is Arielle. I watch really old, stupid, cheap tv shows that I think are hilarious! Like, Doctor Who, for example. Every heard of it? I didn't think so.
Lust object (if you don't have one, maybe you could make one up...?): BROCCOLI
Most annoying character in Series: Mr. Poe because he's ALWAYS COUGHING!! And he has bratty kids.
Question you'd most like to have answered about Series: What kind of person would name there kid Lemony?
Favorite books in Series: The Austere Academy
Thirteen words to describe yourself: kind, mean, pessimistic, opptomistic, beautiful, hideous, intelligent, er. what's the word? uh. Dumb. blond, brunette, athletic, weak, and mysterious...
Weakness: Woulnd't *you* like to know...
Greatest fear: Lollipops. Don't even say that word!
Member of VFD: Beatrice Baudelaire
Do you have anything Count Olaf would consider worth stealing?: Mine and my sister's fortune of buried pirate gold.
Would you like to work for/Are you working for Count Olaf?: I'm insulted that you would ask!
Do you have any freakish qualities, eg, pointed toes, eye hair, obnoxious voice?: pointed ears, and no, I'm not an elf.
Who is your favorite Quagmire triplet/Baudelaire sibling/member of Olaf's troupe?: Quigley (I love that name)/ Violet/ Esme
What is the worst sound in the world to you?: The sound of my twin playing the violin
Do you often make mountains out of molehills?: No, but my twin does CONSTANTLY!
Who is the most obnoxious person in the world? (Note: If you say it is I, it may cause severe repercussions and crochet lessons with Miss Tae) Hint: "I'd rather eat a bowl of vampire bats...": I'd rather eat a garbage bin than spend an hour with my obnoxious twin!
Do you like inventing/reading/biting/other things?: scuba diving and swimming in general. I like to see all the little fishies.
Are you fond of couplets/reporting/mapmaking?: I stink at rhyming, reports are boring, I'm bad at drawing maps.
Have you read all the books? If not, which ones have you not read?: Of course! I've got a secret deal with Lemony and I get to read all the books before they even are open to the public! Muahahaha!
Have you ever had an odd lust for Sunny Baudelaire?: Um...NO! Definitely not.
Why do you write SoUE fic?: Because they're fun to write, of course!
Why do you want to join Vagrants' Fanfiction Discipline?: Because it sounds nifty and super-awesome!
Whatever else you want to put: Blah
Sign here: Jasmine (Minny for short)

Er... it's been close to half-a-year since you updated... I'm desperately trying to be patient, m'dear, but it's awfully hard.

Fake name (real name not required):R.K.
Any interesting stuff about you:Im a vegetarian
Lust object (if you don't have one, maybe you could make one up...?):Johnny Depp
Most annoying character in Series:Carmelita Spats
Question you'd most like to have answered about Series:What on earth does VFD stand for?
Favorite books in Series: The Carnivorous Carnival
Thirteen words to describe yourself: ACCOMODATING, BASIC, CALM, DARLING, EMBLEMATIC, FRISKY, GRINNING, HUMAN, INNOCENT, JUMPING, KEPT, LIMITED, MEEK.
Weakness: Love of Johnny Depp
Greatest fear: ...
Member of VFD: The world is quiet here.
Do you have anything Count Olaf would consider worth stealing?: the sugar bowl...
Would you like to work for/Are you working for Count Olaf?: Never
Do you have any freakish qualities, eg, pointed toes, eye hair, obnoxious voice?: I have 5 fingers on my right hand
Who is your favorite Quagmire triplet/Baudelaire sibling/member of Olaf's troupe?: ...
What is the worst sound in the world to you?: Someone who can't play the violin, insisting on doing so anyway.
Do you often make mountains out of molehills?:No
Who is the most obnoxious person in the world? Carmelita Spats
(Note: If you say it is I, it may cause severe repercussions and crochet lessons with Miss Tae) Hint: "I'd rather eat a bowl of vampire bats..." Than spend an hour with Carmelita Spats
Do you like inventing/reading/biting/other things?:Inventing, reading biting, sewing, quilting.
Are you fond of couplets/reporting/mapmaking?:No.
Have you read all the books? If not, which ones have you not read?: Yes
Have you ever had an odd lust for Sunny Baudelaire? No
Why do you write SoUE fic? Why do you want to join Vagrants' Fanfiction Discipline?: Because the world is quiet here.
Whatever else you want to put: The world is quiet here.
Sign here: _R.K._ *

Wow. Hilarous but scary. But I like Klaus too...Is it too late to be a teacher? If so, can I still be a student just for the heck of it?
Fake name (real name not required):
Eilonwy
Any interesting stuff about you:
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Lust object (if you don't have one, maybe you could make one up...?):
Pieces of celery. Definitely. (or, if you insist, Duncan, but he's more a mild book-crush than a full-blown lust object)
Most annoying character in Series:
Hector, without a doubt.
Question you'd most like to have answered about Series:
How has Lemony Snicket managed to avoid capture? Honestly, he doesn't seem that bright.
Favorite books in Series:
Ersatz Elevator or Slippery Slope, haven't decided yet
Thirteen words to describe yourself:
I'm good at math.
Weakness:
Chocolate.
Greatest fear:
Chocolate bandits.
Member of VFD:
No. The tattoo would totally spoil my looks.
Do you have anything Count Olaf would consider worth stealing?:
Shh! Not so loud! *looks around fearfully*
Would you like to work for/Are you working for Count Olaf?:
Um. . .er. . .no, no, of course not.
Do you have any freakish qualities, eg, pointed toes, eye hair, obnoxious voice?:
I'm sort of anti-ambidextrous. Meaning I'm left-handed but I only write with my right hand.
Who is your favorite Quagmire triplet/Baudelaire sibling/member of Olaf's troupe?:
Duncan/Violet/Kevin
What is the worst sound in the world to you?:
a hook scraping on a blackboard
Do you often make mountains out of molehills?:
Molehills? Where? Oh, no, they'll ruin the garden, I think I'm going into hysterics, what am I going to do?!
Who is the most obnoxious person in the world? (Note: If you say it is I, it may cause severe repercussions and crochet lessons with Miss Tae) Hint: "I'd rather eat a bowl of vampire bats..."
Hmm. . .in the world. . .there are a lot of obnoxious people out there. . .I would say my friend A, but she's bound to read this story sometime and then I would die a slow and painful death. So I didn't just say that.
Do you like inventing/reading/biting/other things?:
not really/YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES/I used to, but I'm too considerate to infect others with my rabies
Are you fond of couplets/reporting/mapmaking?:
I'd rather be hit by a bunch of lorries
Than have to write newspaper stories.
I've tried making maps, but it's very hard;
I even get lost in my own backyard.
Have you read all the books? If not, which ones have you not read?:
yep, but I don't own any
Have you ever had an odd lust for Sunny Baudelaire?
Er. . .
Why do you write SoUE fic? Why do you want to join Vagrants' Fanfiction Discipline?:
I enjoy making Duncan and Isadora look like idiots (the truth hurts, but you asked!). I've read some of the other OFUs and when I got your review I thought it would be fun.
Whatever else you want to put:
I like cheese.
Sign here: Eilonwy *

NAME-Lily
STUFF-I am the 2nd cousin of the bauldelaires 1st cousin once removed
LOST OBJECT-I lost my parents and one of my sisters the other one is named summer(sunny)
MOST ANNOYING CARACTER-Esme duh!
QUESTION-what does V.F.D. stand for!!
Fave book- austere academy and slippery slope
13-smart bookwise inventor funny helpful nice kind willing to do anything for family
FEARS- Olaf,fire and esmes fashion statements
VFD- totally!!
i think olaf would want my mind cuz i no alot of things about the bauldelaires and the qaugmires
I WILL NEVER WORK FOR OLAF NEVER!
I have braces and trust me they are freaky
my fave bauldelaire-violet
quagmire-isadora
esme singing is the most annoying sound to me
i always try not to make mounts. out of mole hills
my enemy,jesse jonson is the worst person in the world
i luv to invent and read,im not much of a biter
im fond of couplets and poems
i have read every book and i have a diary
no but she is so cute!
i dont rite fics but i want to support soue as much as possible