Ah, this is great! Really, really, really great! So funny! Great job!

This is...so completely ridiculous...yet hilarious at the same time too.

WTF! THIS IS HISTARICLE!

Valar, this was marvellous!

'"I'll be fine, Aragorn."

"No, you won't! That's what you always say and then you end up unconscious."

(Thud.)'

'"Elf?"

"Dwarf?"

"You're standing on my beard, you nitwit."

"Maybe you should just cut it off, haystack hair."'

You are probably one of the best writers I have seen. And Legolas' traumatic childhood? Spot on.

I actually feel bad for the Elves of Valinor. Poor poor Elves, having to put up with Legolas now. Great parody of Legolas-centric fics! I laughed especially hard when Eldarion fell off a cliff, simply because that's all Aragorn seems to be doing all the time. "And the panicked Elves of Valinor ran for cover, dragging their beach chairs with them." So funny. Ya know, I never really thought of what Elves do there, just assume that there's something peaceful to do, like running forever in the fields. Or forging pretty shinies. Stuff like that.

I was making weird noises as I read this fic; I was snorting, to be exact, trying to hold in my laughs. ;)

That was great!

My God ! that's amazing ! i can't stop laughing :))

I really love Legolas , and this parody is really good ! you've made a huge job !

I really cry of laugh when Eldarion fall of the cliff ! and Legolas hopes ! ;-)

Poor elves of Valinor .. The peace is ending ! legolas is here !

I was just about to kill you for creating such a story, when I saw the 'parody' genre. Good one :)

*giggles helplessly* I love your stories! Carmena Burana? Amazing!

You - wonderful Erestor - are a genuis!

I cannot convey my amazement that one of these parodies was actually funny. Go you!

Hahaha, this was just hilarious, such a wonderful parody (althought there are many stories with similar plots that are meant to be taken seriously :D) Thanks for the laugh!

LMAO

An effective summing up of all Legolas-centric fanfic. Or almost all of it XD

This is incredibly suitable.

Legolas makes me laugh at how important everyone thinks he is.

-all the fangirls chase him

- all of the brave stuff is his duty

but!

- he is only as important as Gimli to the quest

- he is NOT nessasarily blond!

-his dad had red-gold hair. I find it unlikely for Legolas to be the movie blond fellow he was . . .

Sorry for my rant.

-Nickel

""Stop singing!" yelled Gimli from where he was clinging to the mast of the boat. "I'll drop a hammer on your head.""

Oh–my–gosh, I can't breathe! This was hysterical, especially here at the end.

I think I need oxygen–

I love this! I reread it a lot, and I always end up giggling uncontrollably (which is bad, because I'm supposed to be doing my homework and I have to smother myself).

"...and the panicked Elves of Valinor ran for cover, dragging their beach chairs with them." I never thought about what they actually do at Valinor.