I've been too busy reading to review, but I had to stop and thank you for choosing that first name. I can now say I am Rand al'Thor's lovechild even if people won't know what the heck I'm talking about...which they never do anyway.

Very, very amusing. Very gigglesome. And I love RnB Cadsuane; I kept murmuring "my milkshake brings all the Warders to the yard" for hours, even though I usually hate RnB.

Anyhow, please continue. This was fabulous.

THis is funny

Rand needs to lay off the pot.

You're in trouble. All good soap operas end pre-maturely.

WTF Asmodean too? You are one weird dude dude

The poor 'baby-making machine'

YOU DICK how could you kill Nyneave?

No not the masturbation privlegdles

Why do math when you can have sex.

Every time I read this I crack up. More please.

My lord you and Rand porking isn't a nice thought

Oh you perverted freak. But your a good writer keep it up

Welcome back!

*applauds* I loved it! Poor Mat is desperate enough to do anything to get Kadsuane’s help, and Nynaeve seems almost as mad as Rand. Next thing you know, she’ll also be hearing voices. Ha! Moiraine thinks the castle is haunted! That’s what she gets for being so cruel to her former pillow friend.

Hmm, what will happen next!

Will Lan leave the white cloaks? And how long will Aviendha avoid going as insane as the rest of Randland. What about Rand’s children? Are they like their mothers, or like their fathers?

Wow, it's been a while. I figured you had forgotten about this story. It's absolutely hilarious, and I can't wait to see what happens next.