ROFL! Daniel! *has tears of laughter from crying in her eyes*

Thanks so much for the laugh... I certainly needed one!

Funny story :D

Cute and funny. Keep it up!

"“’Your hamster stole my toga’?” Jack asked incredulously, giving Daniel his patented 'are you serious?' look."

Oh... My... God...

I love it! (And I think I have to read Air Force One right now.)

Man it's been ages since I last read this. I can't believe I didn't review the first time around! Sorry about that. Well anyways, I hope camels give you strong children someday too. I always wondered what they were really saying in that movie...
Good job for the first time I read this, like a year or so ago.

The camels give you strong children line was definitely the best. This made me giggle so hard. Great idea.

*giggles maniacally* Now I will never be able to watch The Mummy with a straight face, ever again. tee hee...ooh, gotta lay off the chocolate covered coffee beans.

lol... i love this AND air force one their simply awsome!

OMG this was so funny! I started laughing so hard and everybody else in the room was like "Mom, she's doing it agian!" not really. But my brother didn't get what was so funny and calleed me a freak. ::sigh:: The things I'll endure for Stargate!

lmao! that was so funny.

Yay! This one is even better

rotfl - i think your translations are much more amusing!
this reminds me of the way my friends nitpick anime subtitles ;) - i also have them translate kanji on anything i want to buy, you'd be surprised how many of them are either giberish or ... interesting

heheheheheheh...that was really funny...you better keep these movie fics coming!!

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