I love love love it! The entire time I was reading this, I was humming in my head to the tune of "Be our Guest," "Kiss my **, kiss my **..."

I love the beast and belle ** back and forth. Great!

Very, very funny. I liked it a lot. I love that movie so much...haven't seen it in awhile, though. Hmm...I should watch it.
Thanks for writing this...
Legs

*falls out of computer chair laughing.* Its fanfictions like this that give paradies such good names. ^-^

Very nicely done. Always nice to see a Disney work ripped to pieces. (And my fiance sitting beside me applauds you for pointing out the flounder issue.)

*falls from her chair laughing* That was classic. Well done. That is a scene I wish Disney had done. :-)

I was laughing! Good job! (Love the Sebastian thing, too)!

From all of us who have watched this movie a gazillion times with our children - thank you for letting us know the background story. Very cute!