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| Flame Rising 2008-05-23 ch 1,  | abuseLet’s play a game, shall we? Yes? Fantastic. This game is called “Things That Can Write Better Than You”. The rules are simple. Please correctly select which choice can write better than you: A. My left testicle B. A toilet-full of chunky diarrhea C. An inbred midget clown who swims in choice B D. All of the above If you chose the correct answer, D, then you have won the following prize: A spot in my coveted C2 “Stories A Turd Out of My ** Could Write Better” (which, strangely enough was not one of the choices). Don’t despair! Even if you didn’t choose correctly, I will be kind enough to give you that prize anyway. Who said I don’t have a heart? Congratulations! Please continue to avoid the dictionary as if it were an oozing, puss-filled sore on an old hooker’s a.s.s. And good grammar? Well, run away from it like it’s a festering syphilitic itch you just can’t scratch in public. Or in words you can understand: your fic sucks donkey balls, and that’s what you wanted me to think, right? Because otherwise, I’d have to believe this was an actual attempt at writing and laugh the crap right out of myself. Best regards, F/R |
| Redrum Placebo 2008-02-19 ch 1, | abuseI wasn't actually able to read this damn thing (and I don't know if you're even LIVING when it comes to you as a writer anymore on this site) but I just want to ask, on the behalf of anyone unfortunate to want to gouge their eyes out after reading this, that you at least make a half-assed attempt at paragraphs. |
| MizJoely 2007-01-05 ch 1, | abuse? |