this was hilarious(:

Oh my gosh, what perfect writing! Oh my goodness, why am I reading this in 2012? Oh my God- I loved it!

Imagine if Falman explains it... I would be so funny!

Brilliant. Really hilarious, I think I scared my neighbours, I was laughing so loud. Thank you for writing.

I could not stop laughing from the moment poor, hapless Ed started getting confounded by Hughes and Roy's explanations. "Stick a part of his body in someone else's, and... Or...was he supposed to move around or something?"

Poor, poor, utterly clueless boy. No one else could have traumatized him better than Riza did, and I'm torn between scared and awed of that particular skill of hers (joining Roy in hiding under the table is starting like a wise choice when she's in action). I'm guessing Ed's not going to be experimenting anything for another year or so. Or having coffee with girls either. Not until the memory fades...

Thanks for writing something so hilarious!

LOL Poor Edward.

LMAO! Hawkeye broke Edward!

This fic is made of so much win, but my favorite line is definitely this one: "Mustang was still out of sight, but even the desk seemed to shrink back from the implied accusation." Even the furniture is scared of Riza! XDDDDD

Poor Ed, some serious damage control will have to be done if he even has a chance at a normal life.

OMG! i was cracking up throughout this entire story!

LMAO! especially the ending! and the fact that roy hid under the desk made me laugh even harder!

one of the BEST fanfictions there!

I swear, I cracked up during the entire story. YOU ARE TRULY SKILLED. I can't believe anyone could actually write something this funny. Thank you so much, this totally made my day.

Ahahahahahha aww this is so hilarious! I loved how maustang was like under his desk hehe - normally when i read roy fanfics he would probably be smirking or rolling on the floor laughing with havoc or something! Nice Change! Loved the storry!

That was pitch-perfect and totally hilarious. I read it twice in a row.

Wow, just, wow. Lol. Poor Ed. Bet he's traumatized. This was hilarious. Hawkeye's just so professional and indifferent.

Very cute xD haha...poor Ed. Kinda wish he'd asked her out to coffee though :D cute! very cute,

thank you for writing this, made me laugh :D makes raking for fanfiction 100% worth it x

Ah, sex ed for the first time is always the most awkward of times. But in Edward's case, his embarrassment and awkwardness equals laughs for us. xD

Poor Ed! His harassment was LEAKING through your story- I think I'll be helping on the pillow transmutation. He's never gonna look at coffee the same way again...