I never DID understand Mpreg. Did it just, like, happen, or was the guy secretly a girl or is there some sort of scientific/magic explanation? I DON'T UNDERSTAND! WAH!

And I would have reviewed the last chapter, but I decided to leave due to the horrible lack of naughty going ons :)

So, I love this foc! It is so funny and amazing and true! I hope I haven't done any of this, though I, as so many others do, tend to not see my work for what it is, good or bad. Ah well. If I do have horrible cliches, at least I can know I contributed to lovely paradoies like this!

So, are you still writing this? PLEASE SAY YES! I love it. And, just to maybe add some sort of inspirtaion, there are always spin the bottle fic, fics where a cuss word is every other word (that can get REALLY annoying especially since the characters do not cuss that much in canon), and ones, where due to a potions accident, two characters switch bodies.

LOVE THIS! PLEASE WRITE MORE! I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER!

SQUID

Hey, since you can insert yourself, you can insert me too! I should be one of those unidentified females Sirius gets together with! You see, if things don't work out with Darthy, we'll be getting married!

And, alas, I've never been cool either. Sigh. Oh, what the adolescent years are like!

Squd

Lucius/Hermione? That's kind of scary . . . .

Squid

A March 2nd ball? Why wasn't I invited?! *runs away because I am hurt by fanfic authors' lack of invitations sent to me*

Squid

*giggles and blushes because I am a younger girl*

And sorry, I didn't quite understand: did Sirius and Remus use to be lovers?! Wow, I did not see that coming . . .

Squid

Ima Totalfraud? Ah, yes I've heard of HER . . . did you know she once had to live off goat milk?

Squid

Harry is a descendent (pardon if that is spelled wrong, I was too look up the correct spelling because, after all, I AM a teenage author! Honestly, what did you expect?) of Darth Vader! That makes him, like, my descendent (see parens avove)-in-law or something! Darth Vader is my husband, you see . . .

Squid

*Runs away at the notion of a slash fic* What? I'm young and naive. Sue me!

Haha, I love sleazy Sirius. I, alas, have probably written him like that, but oh well. Unfortunately, I am flawed and teenaged and too awesome for my own good. Oh curse these gods who have decided there is no such thing as perfection!

Squid

Haha. Yay sexiness! I really hope I don't say it that much . . . are there really people who do?

Squid

Oh, my gosh, this is so funny! I know this review is a bit late, but better late than never, right?

LOVE THIS! HI-lairious!

Squid

Damn, this is brilliant :D

I still think that you should/could have the words "old coot", manipulative bastard", "scheming ... goat?" No, that was Aberforth...

Maybe you could include them in a chapter where Harry is all alone and depressed over Sirius' death, but suddenly decides to train for the inevitable fight to come and, having a training schedule and this really professional masterplan, decides to go to Gringotts, where he has Griphook take him to Ragnok (How uncreative can you get?), Director of Gringotts and Leader of the Goblin nation, who tells him of his numerous inheritances and maybe cool abilities like shape-shifting, multiple-animagus and finally forming an alliance, ...

You know what I mean (wink wink, nudge nudge)

Oh gosh, I cannot even begin to describe how my sister stared at me as I laughed my head off while reading this. Very very witty. I love how you've make parodies out of all the cliches in such a hilarious manner! :D

I love the draco/hermione-ness of this chapter...considering I am a HUGE draco/hermione shipper.
But this was great. (: lol.
This is what the average really badly written draco/hermione story is like.

I seriously could not stop laughing. I ended up spluttering at my keyboard in some sad attempt to keep a little quieter whilst reading your parody. A lost cause.

Keep it up if you have the time. It's really good :)

HAHA i love this fic man. your sarcasm really cracks me up. YEAH ITS SO TRUE RIGHT...all those mary sues. my favourite one was that remus/sirius slash one. hilarious i must say. UPDATE? :D