Lol, this was cute. I can totally seeing Borimir eating a chocolate Bunny violently. It would've been funny if you made fun of Peeps too (those sugar marshamallows are mad gross). Short, sweet, and to the point! Good job! :)

Hahaha, cute! Good fluffy bunny-eating-ness. And I read the reviews, and I must say; SOME people need to remove whatever crawled up their butt and died. Geeze, who peed in your cornflakes?
Anyway, greatness!

LOL! I know it's a wee bit late to post a review almost two years after you posted your story. ;) But I just want to let you know that your story gave me a good laugh! Poor Faramir! ;)
Good one! Blessings, Josje

(ps - have you managed to get to see KA by now? What did you think of it? ;) )

Heh! Wonderfully silly! I was going to say that it is wholly possible that Gondorians had a holiday celebrating bunnies and chicks and other such cute stuff, which might as well be translated as Easter, but that ain't the point... this is cute and funny and surprisingly in-character. :)

{I'm leaving this review so that I can add this story to my favorites.}

"All those fluffy chicks and bunnies gave him a raging attack of the cutes."

Especially the ones dyed in pastel colors...ick.

This was amusing. Ignore the twerps who don't understand the meaning of tongue-in-cheek...unless, of course, you've got a battle-axe big enough and sharp enough to lop their heads off with, in which case, may I borrow it when you're done?!

{Continuous laughing} That was so FUNNY! Boromir is such a jerk.LOL!

I haven't laughed that hard in a while...

Who cares if there's no Easter in M.E.?
This is great.

Scaring your little brother... that's my favorite passtime.

Jeez, some reviewers just can't take a joke. _I_ thought this was very cute and funny. I have no idea where the date places this in Boromir's lifetime, but it certainly sounds like a very young Boromir tormenting an even younger Faramir(having a little brother, I know exactly how this goes). Ha! A nice little ficlet.

~Sierra

If one can read this from the point of view of having a good laugh, and not as a canon wank, then it's great. But, apparently, the LOTR fandom in general can't appreciate the joys of a good, silly fic. Oh, well.

"I was in the mood for something devious."

What made you change your mind and deliver this pathetic piece of pointlessness instead?

I know you don't care enough to want to improve, but here's some con crit;

1. Jesus never existed in Middle Earth, ergo - no Easter
2. Warriors of Gondor do not burst into tears watching someone eating chocolate. They do not huddle in corners.
3. Boromir was not "muderous." He loved his brother and is not t3h 3v4l OMG!!1!!1
4. Your story is not funny. Humor comes from characterization, not stupidity.

Ba Ha Ha! So funny, and so apt! How nice to check in and find such a delight.

Kekekeke~ A lovely story! Short and sweet it is. Made me grin along with Boromir too! =)

Oh my god, I can never think of Easter and the chocolate bunnies the same way again.. :D Works for my sense of humor. I´m still grinning at the idea of Faramir bawling at the corner. :D (Nice little break while writing the Passages? ;))