What... did I just read? *Cracking up with laughter*

Oh My God.
Just. Wow.
You have no idea how much I laughed at that. None.
Aragorn's handsome is clearly the only reason he can do anything.
Legolas' stoic is just too much.

'Gandalf, why did you do that?'
'Because magic.'

And I love that Swifty managed to unlock a door despite having no hands. Just another witty plot device, I imagine.

'"Legolas, melleninen (my friend)," Aragorn said. "How nice to see you again."

Legolas smiled bravely. "E ma halleinth rayomelli (I am ready for anything)," he said. "Llellehend qiotiod btw fyi lol roflh yadda yadda yadda (What was the danger I sensed with my all-powerful Elven instincts?)"'

All this fake Elvish sounds veeery familiar...

This was epic and awesome, your have my hat!

lololol! you are a genius!

Once again, you manage to bring us another witty piece.

Don't ask how. It was a complicated process. : )

Go Sam and his frying pan. Honestly, that thing needs a name. : ) When Sam was banging orcs with it in Moria was one of my favorite parts of the whole trilogy; the other was when Gandalf whacked Denethor in RotK. : )

Aragorn fell over another cliff? I'm astounded! He ought to have learned by now! : )

hahahahhahahahahahah. omg that was funny. i dont care if it was supposed to be a angst. hahahaha

I think I died of laughter while reading this. No, honestly. Pippin was SO adorable. I rewatched LotR yesterday and I kept thinking that Billy Boyd (or whoever) has THE cutest puppy dog eyes. xDD YAY FOR CUTE PIPPIN!

And poor Gimli! The dwarves got totally stiffed, yeah, what with them being used as 'comic relief' especially in TT, etc. x.X Super Legolas saves the day! -waves flag- I haven't been reading much LotR ff, but I must pick up some of this 'angsty' stuff you parody. xDD See, you've broadened my reading tastes. Whoo!

And anyway, since I'm too lazy to click over, I might as well review all your other fics here too. One word: FREAKINGHILARIOUS! Especially, ah, 'Snow and the Seven Environmentalists'. That line about Bambi and 'you killed my mother. Prepare to die!' had me rolling.

Anyway, that's that. LOVE YOUR FICS!

I *really* liked this. Evil ents? Hilarious. I especially like the way that you tell the reader's reactions. "The reader was touched" or "in tears." Very funny. I have only one question: Gandalf saved Swifty (yay) but what about Shadowfax? Did he save him too?

This is hilarious.

Then Pippin remembered that he wanted to kill an Ent. Now was the time to PROVE HIS WORTH. Pippin lunged at the Ent and stabbed it with his dagger.

The Ent made strange noises and fell over: stone dead. The Fellowship stared at it.

“Did you do that, Pippin?” asked Gimli, though this question was unnecessary.

Pippin smiled cutely.

Even Gandalf had to admit that Pippin was an amazing warrior. Pippin named his sword “Ent-chopper”.

Legolas and Swifty sneaked out of the nasty little room. They suddenly heard a familiar sound.

It turned out to be Merry and Pippin singing a CHEERFUL SONG for COMIC RELIEF.

Lol! Great fic.

Brilliant. I loved the "Grelvish"–

"Llellehend qiotiod btw fyi lol roflh yadda yadda yadda"

And Gimli being useless because he was a DWARF.

Hilarious! And the chat speak just surprised me and made me smile. xD

I really shouldn't re-read your stories when I have allergies (runny nose, sneezing, hot, sore eyes, exhausted, enhanced by the fact I could not sleep until after midnight because I had caffeine in the form of Dr. Pepper at dinner, approximately at 5:30). It is very good. The CAPS and BOLD are hilarious. Bye!

lol that was SO funny! I see your point, a lot of the stories turn out with Legolas being like that even mine. Except in MINE, Legolas always gets killed in the end and invariably looks terrible. *cue evil manical laughter* however I cant tell my best friend about it as she is a rabid legolas fangirl :( And also Merry and Pippin are hobbit-like and Merry is BRAVE. Ya hear me PJ? Brave. Like he was MEANT to be. He wasn't Meriadoc the Magnificent for hanging round looking depressed. Nor was Pippin, incidentally. I am in one of my PJ hating moods. PJ is also the initials of my evil year tutor. Coincidence or what? Anyways, story. Review. Yes. Great story, do MORE! (I will now go read 'The Legolas Story' and 'Aragorn's Average Adventure') Until then, namarie!

I don't think the disclaimer properly warned me about the contents of this fic.

I respectfully submit that you should add DANGER, EVIL, a CLUE and PLOT TWIST to the disclaimer in order to adequately warn unsuspecting readers.

(*snort* giggle...)