Hahahaha this story is ridiculous!! I love it. My favourite line was definitely: "Siler also gave a talk on which injuries were the best for actual bodily contact..."

Oh Siler. Now we finally know why you're really in the infirmary all the time...

I can not tell you how much I loved this. I had a really ** day and you made it so much better with the laughs I had from this. So thanks.

Ah... Daniel and Janet are just shagging each other nonstop... This fis is absolutley hilarious, and I love it! I is much enjoying it! Please update soon!

The... the Janet Jackson thing cracks me up, every time... Janet should just keep her own last name...

Amusingful fic! Luv it! (And as a devoted DanJan shipper, I much appreciated the last part...)

that's really great. i just love how everyone's completely in love with janet. perhaps there will be a similar story about a certain lovely scientist? or you could do one about jack or daniel with the girls going crazy?

How funny- I loved the Janet Jackson part! My dear, you made my day!

Okay, that is one of the most brilliant, funniest, inspired stories I have ever read! Good heavens, child. You need to go sell this kind of stuff. Awesome, awesome, awesome. I always thought the General and Janet should get together. This was masterfully done. I can't believe the group meeting and calling the president to discuss her hair. Oh goodness, I just liked everything about this fic. And the Janet Jackson part? I'll be laughing all day. Thanks =D

Hadn't ever thought about that...ouch. If I was her I'd keep my name, especially in the military-it's a pain to get everything changed just in CAP.

Hahaha. That was pretty funny. I love who showed up at the meeting, and all the plots for injuries. Definitely good for a laugh, I think. Hehe...Janet Jackson...

oh how cute!