This is one of my favorites of yours. Poor confused Beleg. Trying to set up situations to get a glimpse of Turin. And Galadriel telling him his fortune as if she's reading a fortune cookie "... in bed." After all of that effort he misses out at the last moment. I wish him better luck with Tuor.

Aw, poor Beleg.

::alyse::i did not read this, i just heard my friends laughing at dirty jokes cuz they're sick **. so yeah, i have no opinion about it, but if ur into slash, then i guess it's good.

::other friends:: good story!

This is too cute and funny. I love all the geeky, obscure Tolkien references. Poor naive Beleg.

Interesting...
I am guessing that the thing about Feanor and the lisp is from an earlier time in the development of the mythology, when what is now called Sindarin was the language of the Noldor (pr Gnomes) because the appearance of Sindarin to replace Quenya is a well-known change (e.g. Elwe Singollo to Elu Thingol)
Tell Beleg to back off my man.

OMG! I've just understood: "or definitely not the lay of Turin"! *falls off her seat in hysterics*
I'll put my slow comprehension on the fact I'm not a native English speaker, though as I'm French and French are supposed to have dirty minds I'm a bit ashamed :)

I was giggling madly while reading this, and I fear I'll never be able to read Turin's tale with the same eye again!

I'm glad you posted this for public consumption. Poor Gwindor - at least his experience with Beleg should have prepared him for fickle Finduilas and her obsession with Turin (now I'm wondering if Finduilas had heard the same rumors about Men).

You leave me speechless. No, seriously. This is amazingly *stupid*, and yet so replete with the kind of intelligent, sly little barbs that I've come to expect from your humour. They're almost unobtrusive, and certainly contradictory to your material, but just - there. I laughed my head off at this. And I still am. I think I need to go lie down.

This was very amusing... I laughed throughout most of it :)
I can't wait for Flawed and Fair seven. I know who they might be ;)

LOL! I just adore Thingol's lisping Feanor impression, and sadly I may have concieved a bit of unrequited love for Beleg. Aw, he's cute!
I might have known it was all Galadriel's fault. Beleg should have taken his own advice and stayed away from Turin - the one man disaster zone of the First Age. If he'd only have been a bit more clued up and taken up Mablung's offer, thus making all Sindarin slashers happy :)
I didn't think the age showed, though it was silly - but in a good way. I could do with more such silliness!

This is... really ** funny. I giggled like a big idiot throughout. Poor ditzy Beleg. Loved it.

This is so wonderful and naughty! Beren's so wonderfully ignorant~ and on the note of nekkid Saeros, I think Turin secretly has a thing for him...
bad Thingol - joking at Feanor's expense.

*choke* *splutter*
Lovely lovely story. Beleg's deadly adorable.

*applauds* Wonderful!

//And then Saeros would stand there cringing at all the esses for some incomprehensible scholarly reason.//

*borks away laughing*