Abysmally written, but the premise was dead-on.

"Dear readers I am sorry if I have offended anyone by what happened to Barney, and for that I apologize even though it's funny"

To the first point: I was not offended, at least not by the "plot." Luckily for everyone, the story was not nearly well written enough to be offensive. I did find your mutilation of what one might call "English" to be far more offensive than any content (or lack thereof) held within this rank blob of fiction.

To the second point: No it is not funny. I understand why you might think it was funny, but it was not. Not remotely. There are many things that this fic was: boring, poorly written, puerile, lame, poorly thought-out, and a waste of electrons. You might notice that funny is not among them.

Also, the redundancy of that apology was a nice dollop of icing on this fail-cake.

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Epic *twitching from the epicness*

Got no Trouble with Tribbles

Good work, Bill. You killed Barney the stupid dinosaur.

FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! Finally the dinosaur gets his just desserts!

HAHA! This is funny! Kudos to you for making this.

FangismyEdward

I hate these ,mvhgmfckmhkmktfmkmfkm,fmclmgkfmgkick ass bitch! you shit hole! muther fucker!

.. random!

I liked it.

just don't forget to separate the different people's dialog next time... it was kinda confusing!

OMG XD

DIE BARNEY DIE.

AND GO BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

I like it! DEATH TO BARNEY!

hahahahha. i love this! really really funny! :D

This is great! Do one with the Sesame Street Muppets versus that purple pile of crud!

Hahaha, that was great. I really loved the "action has a reaction..." line...

Why can't this really happen!

numberVI

That is how I always felt like doing to Barney.