Oh man, my neighbors probably hate me right now, because I've been laughing like a damn hyena for the last 45 minutes. You have a real gift for comedy.

Of all the thing that crack me up in this fic is the bonus in the end. Wakakakkaka. Sephiroth is indeed a Great SOLDIER. Everything of him is great. Might I say more.

... HAH.
I'm bigger than the old lady XD

Crack. It's what's for breakfast. :D

"Nah," Rude countered. "Tseng just started that rumor because he wanted to beef her taco and she laughed at his enchilada."

"Well," the redhead allowed, "he is hung like a light switch."

You are brilliant! XD FTW

OMFG! So cracked. I have avoided this fic for so long and in the early hours of the morning I decided to read all of your stories I can find. This wasn't as bad as I thought it would be but still... CRACK ^_^ *glee* Thank you again for great writing even when the plot (or lack of) might leave more to be desired. Okay bed time, good night. -Alex

Lmao mr. masamune. loved it.

...awesome...!

Mr. Masamune... ~snigger~

YES! Zack is bigger! XD

Damn. Funny.

Oh, lordy. That was freakin' great. I don't think I stopped laughing once. And the euphemisms! Oh they were wonderful. It was truly sick and twisted without being highly inappropriate. Great story, now write more for "Paint the Town"! I have it on story watch!

Mr. Masamune...(hehehehehehe)

I laughed. I cried. I scarred my friends with descriptions and links.

All in all, this fic served it's purpose.

The fic does not really fit my tasts even if I have ti admit it made me laught. But, girl ("How exactly did you write that letter?"), you rocks ! ^^

Nice story. I want to give Sephiroth a nice big hug! Poor guy.

It was funny. I can't believe you can think of so many euphemisms. :)

Hilarious. Not many could pull all those innuendos off, but you did. 10/10! ^_^