0MG. I haven't laughed so much in ages. I love you for this. Thank you.

I beg of you to never, ever take this down. I don't know whether you meant this to be so hilarious, and a small part of me really hopes you were intoxicated when you wrote it, but reading this never fails to make me laugh. And for that, i applaud you.

If this isnt crack, im going to bleach my brain.
In any case, I think I broke all my ribs from laughter. Kudos. :D

That was a disgrace to literature, but it was so incredibly funny! Where did you get this idea?

My writing isn't Dosteivsky or anything, but man, this is an abomonation of literature world over.

Hahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahah!
ROFL!

I'm not going to beat around the bush here.

It was as amusing as seeing the mentally challenged try and be smart.

ACK WTF?!

(Oh, and I would flame you for the grammar/spelling/lack therof, but apparently "Susannah" is to blame. You need better friends.) (But just out of curiosity, what were you on to write this? 'Cause I want me some of that!)

Rebellious indeed of you to leave this story online for as long as you have. My goodness. where to begin? I rather enjoyed your use of CAPS LOCK ANGER!Harry. I also found it startling and a tad bit disconcerting when he suddenly sprouted feathers, and flew away. one question: were you high when you wrote this?

Now, I know you already mentioned the influence of that great work "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi, but am wondering how such a leap (no pun intended) could be made from the lyrics of that song to the alteration of species resulting in this monstrosity against the English Language. Please don't do this again. please. I lost some IQ points reading this. I would have gladly given them up had I thought they might be transfered to you, but alas. They are gone. fried. dead.

Please. Don't Drink and drive. and more importantly, never combine bon Jovi, Pot and Harry Potter ever again. Thank you, have a nice life. :)





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I'm just surprised I can stop laughing long enough to write a review! I applaud you for this epic idea!

OMG

Oh god...

roflmao

This is hilarious. Brilliant. I hope you know that this piece of work is famous. Especially on LiveJournal. You've inspired us all... XD

hahaha! this was brilliant! so funny...=) I'm faving it

HAHAHAHAHAHAH- *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHaaha... *falls off chair*

Oh my God. This was utterly hilarious. I don't think you meant it to be though. Oh well. Just so you know, it has inspired many, many livejournal icons so hooray!
I guess you are kind of fandom-famous now. Or infamous i suppose.

After reading this I laughed hysterically non-stop for about ten minutes and started forcing random members of my family to read it too. It's just a shame it wasn't supposed to be funny.

On the bright side, you've at least made the world a funnier place. I just hope I can stop laughing sometime.