|Reviews for The Coffee Plot|
| Pergjithshme 4/13/13 . chapter 1
I love this! Would you mind if I wrote a sequel of sorts?
| Confused Pumpkin 8/5/11 . chapter 1
How do you doooo it? I just don't get how you write such hilarious stories without succumbing to giggles halfway through! Temporary insanity indeed. Poor Elrond, I think he's finally tipped Erestor over the edge. In fact, poor Faramir too. My two favorite lines would have to be:
"Elrond beamed at everyone. 'Isn't it wonderful?' he asked conversationally. I feel so happy.'"
"'"Elves have been known to set things on fire, draw pictures on walls, dye things unusual colors, sing off-key for long periods of time, and get married."' The raven-haired advisor shut the book firmly. 'We're going to die.'"
Erestor's matter-of-fact statement of doom made the whole thing even more funny (get married?) and Elrond's words make it all too clear that he is definitely not right. Erestor and Elrond never fail to amuse me to no end. They're just amazing, and I actually jumped when you wrote that something jumped on Thranduil, until I read that it was Legolas .
I just don't get it...how do you write these?
| Psycotus 6/11/11 . chapter 1
LOL, now I've read more of your stories and you're just extremely good writer! This story made me laugh so hard! Keep up great work!
| Captain Clueless the First 7/24/10 . chapter 1
Okay. Question: how can you write such humour without crying with laughter whilst you do so?
| Kraken Guard 1/5/10 . chapter 1
That was great! you should make a sequel on how they turn Faramir's hair back to normal! :P :) _
| Emily 11/26/09 . chapter 1
Hey, I'm back, with a random question.
Did the dye wash out, or did Faramir have to shave and wear hats for a while?
I bet you it was the latter, just to make things worse.
| Emily 11/3/09 . chapter 1
Coffee plot, coffee pot. It's all the same. : ) How funny. Imladris has gone mad!
"How do we fix him?" asked Glorfindel. "He drank something called coffee and he's never been the same."
"I think we should send him over the sea to Valinor," said Thranduil seriously.
"That seems a bit abrupt," said Glorfindel.
| Hailey-Stone 7/20/09 . chapter 1
Oh my God... My ribs ache... Too much laughing...
| Miirkaelisaar 10/23/08 . chapter 1
AH! THAT WAS AWESOME! I love your sense of humor! And you picked Elron, of all people! This really made my day! ANd I was drinking coffee while I read. Oh, this was just wonderful! Thank you so much!
| A. Nonny Muss 9/27/07 . chapter 1
Were they able to fix the hair?
| AoD 6/4/07 . chapter 1
ROFL! Sounds like me actually, except I'm like that all the time. Tee hee.
| MysticShadowcat 12/22/06 . chapter 1
*laughs**laughs more**gasps* lovely, absolutely lovely! *falls off chair laughing*
| Nelarun 6/26/06 . chapter 1
Green hair... hehehehehehehe...
| MordantFaerie 6/7/05 . chapter 1
So, the sad part is that coffee can make humans act like that(namely me).
But, anyway this is a very funny story. I enjoyed a hysterical Erestor, you don't see that very often. Over all it was a really well written and funny story
| Skai07 4/9/05 . chapter 1
Aw, geez po0r Faramir! GREEN?
Faramir: I am not amused.
Me: So? I AM! Hehe, I'll glady dye it green for you! C'mon!