Very, very random. I really liked the third poem, I always laugh so hard when people write about Gollum in frilly underwear. Really, really, really REALLY REALLY funny!

*clears throat*

*coughs*

*bursts out in laughter*

But you were right, the third one was the best. Because it actually did have a point, even if it was a crazy one. : )

Funny and stupid. Nice going, lol.

Hilarious poems! Loved them! Especially the last one, haha! :D

You know what? 'Tis random crap like this that makes me just wanna...just wanna...puke up purple puppies and happy, sparkly bunny slippers and laugh maniacally whilst taking over the world with an army of rainbow-striped zebras and rabid toasters...I LOVED IT...IT MAKES ME GIDDY AS A FRICKEN' SCHOOLGIRL...Keep up the good work, love

OMFG! o_O; Well, this was odd...

just a bit...

more than a bit...

You really hate Arwen don't you?

okay then...RANDOM! i guess i should have known that from the title...some scary mental images here...and some very confusing ones...but i enjoyed, specially the one in the first chapter with everyone doing completely random and weird stuff...that was cool!

lase

I love this fic. It's probably the most random thing I've ever read, if you don't count the things my friends and I have made up while on a sugar high. Just one thing, though- why do you hate Elves? I think they're perfect. Except Arwen, she of the "I-snagged-Aragorn-and-I'm-so-good!" All your poems are really cool, if a little disturbing.

well that poem was a little creepy... some of the other ones though are pretty funny tho

um, about those last few chapters, well, not that the first couple weren't amusing, but as to the last ones, well...

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT WRITE POETRY LIKE THIS!

ok. *breath breath breath* i'm ok now. sorry.

OH MY GOD. ! U R INSANE, DID U KNOW THAT? OMG! The poem about Eowyn was a little...ahem...violent. UPDATE, DAMMIT! Oh, and review some of my stories, plz! I added a new one!

U ROCK!

REALLY!

I'M GONNA SHUT UP NOW!

BYE!

Merry...in...a...TUBETOP? LOL

ok you r mentaller then the obssessed ppl in the nz idol1 forum on idolblog.com

hey ya!

Haldir: Um...hi.

Ok, yo. I just don't like ur poems as much! they don't have enough RANDOMNESS! i love RANDOMNESS...it's my favorite kind of humor.

Ok, I have a question...and don't take this personally, i just have a "thing" with peoples' a opinions: I like to hear them! So, when i ask you "why you hate Haldir so much" could you give me some answers? I just have this weird, freakish "i need to hear opinions" thing. Is it his hair? His face? His nose? (better not be; he has the sexiest nose in the world.) WAS HIS ZIPPER UNZIPPED AT HELM'S DEEP?

Haldir: What's a zipper?

Ok, anyway, for the inspiration. Write about Faramir wanting a birthday party!...:

Faramir wanted a birthday party

And we would behead anyone tardy

Especially red-haired girls named Marty

...oh, and you can put that stanza in, if you want, just put credit to STEPHENIE WILCOX!

...hey ya!

HAHAHAHA! Do you hate Arwen or something?