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lmaolmaolmao

Hilarious. The fan girl segments were very hard to wade through (AGGH! My eyes have been burned by excessive misspellings and atrocious punctuation!) but all the funnier for it. The part about the tiger... fantastic. You held out on mentioning the cage very well. I could probably continue for about 1,0 words about how fantastic it was, but my vision is blurring a bit so... night!

Love the obsessed fan girl stories. Always a good laugh...

Some are stupid, some are insane, and some are... funny. Obsessed Fans are insane.(I knew how to spell caviar when I was 6. How old is this person? Does she have spell check at all, or just not care?)

The last one(Artemis Fowl Flunks) is the funniest, in my opinion. it was odd until the ending, which set me off laughing. Terrific compilation of parody. :)

You may not have gotten many reviews because it sometimes difficult

Hee hee. Please write some more of this stuff! It's killing me here! I'm addicted! And no, I'm really not that obsessed! *cough cough*

I love it yet agian, come on, write more chapters. Please! Also, how the hell do you come up with this stuff? I am in awe of your incredible writing skills, although not of your spelling ones! *that was not meant as an insult by the way, i worship your stories!*

Ha ha ha *collapses into a fit of hysterics and is incapable of typing, then parents (looking very worried) drag her away to a mental institute* No, Must. Read. More.
Sorry about the completely random and really not funny umm anecdote up there, I was just bored, sorry. Anyway I will now go and read some more of your fabulously hilarious stories, so be prepared for some more strange reviews! *evil laugh*

Oh, I'm telling you, these things just keep getting better and better. I'm really lovin' this. And I'll never be able to read Artemis Fowl with a straight face again. Not that I'm saying that's a bad thing, I mean, we've all gotta laugh right? And I've done enough oh that while reading this fanfic to last me a life time!
Peace.
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Tee-hee. These things are hilarious, and I love all the crossovers! :D

Mwahaha! *evil laugh* Loveitloveitloveit! It's just so...random!

You know what? I'm lovin' this even more than the last one! If that's possible! I just can't stop laughing!

Hee hee hee. I think that my family thoguht I had gone absoloutely bonkers for going into hysterics in front of my computer screen! Seriously, where do you guys come up with this stuff? It's genius, pure genius! I think that even the great Master Artemis Fowl himself could not have written better himself, excluding the fact that he's hardly likely to make fun of himself and also doesn't have a very good sense of humour, but anyway! I'm gonna add this to my favourites, simply so that I can read it when i'm depressed and cheer myself up. I'm also gonna recommend it to all my friends, 'cos it's absoloutely HILARIOUS! I also think you should post this to Eoin COlfer (you can get his publishers adress off
So LOVEITLOVEITLOVEIT! Best story, or stories, EVER!
Peace.
X X A.I.M.B X X

Hilarious! I love Artemis Fowl, but I don't read the fanfiction because of all the horrific cliches. Yours made me laugh and I enjoyed it immensely. Well-done.