Lol, awh, poor girl-with-no-foot XD I'm like you in where I believe in god but have no specific religion. I think you have the right idea in this and god is probably saying. "Damn, I did good." or trying to, but he can't cause he's laughing too hard XD.

This is genius! Especially the 'Ten Commandments', which got me laughing non-stop! & STRAWBERRY BANANA SPLITS XD

Goodeth =)

ROFLMAO! 'Made a banna strabnwerry split and saw that it was good.' 'Shuteh up.' my sidse started hurting for a while

Ahahaha, this is HILARIOUS!

I have been checking here periodically to see if any additions have been made to this story. I am once again disappointed. Could you please make time to continue this? I agree that laughter is SO important to the human race. And I really like the work so far... Thanks for writing for us. Joyce

I'm sure if God exists, he would have a sense of humor. Don't let any flamer get to you!

P.S. To the flamers: one of the commandments of fanfiction is: "don't like, don't read", so stop whining already.

Ok, so now I have read all you have here. Don't worry about the people who complain about your work. They don't understand the meaning of "spiritual". I do. And I agree, the world needs much more laughter. It's the only way to get through. I really like your story so far and I know many people who are so disgusted with "organized" religion that they will enjoy it immensely. A higher power has granted you the ability to write and the gift of a great sense of humor. Glad you are using it.

I think it is wonderfully humorous and I can't wait for the next chapter. My critique? WRITE FASTER...I CAN'T WAIT. LOL

LOL! I really don't have anything else to say except that this is freakin' hilarious.

This is hilarious. I laughed so hard, I was afraid I was gonna wake anybody up. Anyways, good job, but making fun of God is not what I would do. I'm all for a parody, and this is one of the greatest ones that I've ever read. Hope you update soon.

Oh, I have a question, why does "deadthingsdontfly" have the same story as you? This is very confusing!

Your story is very funny. It made me laugh out loud! Please write more!

If Jesus were reading this right now, he would laugh at it too!
=)

This has got to be the greatest version of the Bible to be written ever! =P We shall call it...The Awesome Crystal-One Version! =P ACOV...haha! =P

Hehehehehehehehe.

Funny.

Wow... that was different, and sort of... disturbing, but it was funny. I feel srry for God, you are picketh on himeth. Oh and it's Shuteth-upeth, hehe.
Well that was.. intresting, sort of fun to read when you have no life like I do XP (JK)

Firstly,this is wicked cool, I'd be clapping right now except I'm in library and it's not fun to be the idiot clapping at a computer screen in public. Secondly, I like your point of view about making fun of God, but not in a mean way in a very light-hearted way. I also enjoyed how human God was, I think if you had had written the Bible I would have converted a long time ago, it's very realatable and funny. Very funny.