I find this horribly insulting as a Van Helsing fan, and yet histericly amusing as person with nothing better to do.

HAHA, that was funnier than it had a right to be. The thing about Van Helsing is that I know it is a BAD movie, and yet I enjoy watching it. I also LOVE Kate Beckinsale. -XOXO Casey

-bows- down- you are win!

A great story. Very funny.

Awesome! You did great!

*insane hysterical laughter*

THAT WAS FANTASTIC!

I loved it :]

The line: Good aim for a dead chick
THAT had me cracking up for many a moment xD

And the bit with Dracula talking like Antonio Banderas, priceless xD

All in all, VERY funny and amusing, I loved it!

Eriksbestfriend
xox

awesome. I am laughing my butt off.

I like this version better.

Oh that was great I thoroughly enjoyed that. I love the part about the easter bunny and Mariah Carey. I love how you make Dracula sing Janet Jackson. GOOD JOB!
~Alanna~

I love that. OMG, that was the best re-write I've ever read. Haha, *dies of laughter* I love, 'CARL: Worse, Orlando Bloom.' that was the best! Loved it.
me

I love IT! I love IT!

OMG OMG OMG..

*is all deaded laughing*
By all that is unholy is that ever funny. XD Aside from the actual film, that has to be the best version of it I've read. XD Kudos for you! :)

My gosh, that was great. Now what was my favorite part? Oh yeah...

VAN HELSING: Just a bit. (to ANNA) Hey look, it's Hugh Jackman!

ANNA: Where!?! (knocked unconscious)

Best part...other than random Dracula quotes...

-dies laughing- That was AWESOME! Haha sorry I'm kinda high on life right now, so just ignore the excessive exclamation points. Going on my favorites. xD

hee hee hee...