Great! Can I have some more? Children size bikini...3 to 5 years... I am still giggling! What a lot of fat envious people reading FF there must be...

toothpaste! hilarious! cant wait for more!

"I'm looking for some toothpaste" God if I had a dollar every time I used that excuse!

Anyway, so I thought she'd set herself on fire. Was kind of looking forward to it.

Surfing the Days Of Our Lives website...lol
She's so pathetic. Anyone who is anyone knows Passions is like, oh my god, the ONLY soap site u should surf.

I love ur story! its great! i loved the end of the chapter where she says "I'm looking for some toothpaste." Keep updating and i'll for sure keep reading! good job!

"So anyway, I was online, surfing the other day for a Days of Our Lives gift pack to send to Ryan when I came across a website about the Salem Witch Trials..."

LOL!

"We don't even eat cheese in this house because Mr. Wrinkled can't have any."

DOUBLE LOL!

Oh man, this fic is absolutely hilarious. Marissa antics at their best.

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. Hilarious, and I hope that you'll continue. Fabulous. Inspired by me? Well, I'm so flattered, because this was so funny I almost died. "I'm looking for some toothpaste." is the funniest and lamest excuse I've ever heard. I would point out some other funnies, but I know you've already heard them. Just know this, NaijaChiqa, this? Is A+ stuff. Bravo.

Not your best chapter, definitely overused the swearing at the beginning. Really forced into it. But the continuous changing of the maid's name and the last line were hilarious :)

nice. i loved it! please update!

More amusements from the delusional moron. This is such a fun story to read. I love how she can't remember the maid's name because she's only known the poor woman for two years.

HAHAHAHA, she uses a different name for the maid every time...hilarious. I laughed my ** of at the last part!
Can't wait for your next update!

Nice job. Ohh Marissa is so dumb. Loving how she's being portrayed! Excellent job. It be funniest if one of her mentally challenged ideas actully does fall through.

Lmao good chapter.
Update soon.

Great, as always. Love the randomness and sheer desperation of Marissa. It's so funny. She set off her own trap. Lol. Can't wait for more Revenge!Marissa

Darling, don't worry, Lyra Belaqua is seriously messed up. It's been almost a month since you updated...I need my anti-Marissa fix!!

I just wanted to come in and say that I really want you to update. This fic is ** hilarious.