This is brilliant.

“I insist,” Draco replied, grasping Potter’s beefcake and looking for a nice juicy vein.

Utterly one of a kind. haha.

Oh this always makes me laugh!

ROFL! If you were to actually ask me about this right now, I couldn't even answer you since I'm laughing too much. That was awesome. That'll be kind of cool if you were to continue this someday. :]

What!?!?!?! how did that happen?!? How random...yet apsolutly amazingly good!

O_o
OKAY. THAT WAS KIND OF
WEIRD AND UNEXPECTED.

ok, ok I really loved the chapters! I want to read more of them roflmao here! please update this story soon

heeheeheehahahaheeheeheehahaha sigh (wipes tears from eyes) I love you! seriously so funny heeheehee sigh!

oh...lol...that's so mean...but funny nevertheless

LOL...wicked sense of humor you have there!!

* hysterical giggles *

You're an evil, evil author! Making me spit and sputter at the screen!

You've a deft touch with this story...here's hoping you find more inspiration. Or is that deviation? Ta ta for now!

Man, you're insane. *LOL*

This has a great first line :) Poor Harry!

hahaha!
** up!

o_O
wtf?
I'm scared...
funny though...