Oh mygosh. Lol!

Well. That was rather...

...

Ah, ludicrous! Yes, that's the word...

...ludicrous...

My gosh. O.O

This was hilarious and terrible. XD I kept on making these wheezing coughing sounds so I would wake my family up. XD

Good luck with your writer's muse!

Valar! I laughed so much I think the neighbors heard me.

I don't normally like parodies but I laughed aloud at "Ai, ai! Good Ilúvatar! Ulmo's beard! Mandos Halls! Oh deary me!".

The way Elrond threw Aragorn out at the end is worming it's way into my headcannon.

Hm, loved it. Loved the obvious irony to the whole thing. Poor Estel. Loved all of it. It also felt like all the worst fanifc sotries anyone every created all rolled into one chapter and for some reason I found it quite awesome. It was like you were mocking them. Loved it.

Meanwhile, all the fairly stupid Elves were bumbling around Imladris saying things like, "Oh dear. It looks like rain" and "I wonder where Estel is" and "Have you seen my dentures?". (Evidently, while elves are not susceptible to illnesses, cavities don't count.)

Elladan was getting accused of being an alarmist because he was saying things like, "Oh no! Estel is dying! Estel is dying!"

And forsooth, they were not afraid, for no one knew how truly he spoke. But so it was in later days, that they were to rue the evil fates that had blinded their eyes...

Enough of that. (Yeah, no kidding. This isn't about the Silmarillion, after all.)

Anyway, Estel was bleeding to death in the forest, because now he had cut his forehead on an inconvenient rock. He was delirious, and hurt, and sad, and angsty, and he was about to catch a COLD.

He sneezed.

The cold had arrived. : )

D'aww. The whole time I was sitting in front of the laptop cracking up...I think I had too much sugar on my cornflakes. :(.

"I want to die!" wailed Estel.

"Don’t worry," said Erestor. "That will happen eventually."

I fell of my chair. FAN-TAS-TIC

That was great, it's pretty much nearly every story about Aragon. You did a wonderful pardy and please don't get mad about this review becouse I can't spell and your sitting there trying to tranlast what I typed. Loved it

Okay, that was funny. But, you changed everyone's character on purpose, right? Because no one's character is correct. But if you did that purposefully, then, great job!

Hahahahahahahaha..."crashing parties...of orcs." Very very funny, I'm still laughing.

* smothers mirth to avoid waking roommate * Oh, haha! Deliciously told with such a wickedly pointed narrator. These are angst stories in a nutshell. An exaggerated nutshell. A very amusing nutshell.

Thank you for the laugh. It brightened my night.

Best,

The Lady of Light

I love you. I also love Pathetic!Little!Estel fics, but still - I love you.

My mother and my brother (whom I am visiting for Christmas) keep throwing me bizarre looks as I laugh at my computer screen. Hah- they don't know what they are missing. Absolutely lovely. I enjoyed it.

It's so very true, by the way. All of it. Every single thing. Except you've forgotten the whole sad, sobbing fatherly regret that Elrond often goes through after the throwing Aragorn out of the house sequence. :)

Well done