"The cockroach runs back towards you - Oh, you are an interesting fellow!"

i cracked up at that.
pointless and funny. i like it.

Nice...didn't think Javert would be into cockroaches. XD

"The cockroach remains in place - It's dead."

-Highly- amusing. *snigger* ^_^

How much do you want to bet he tried every single one of these?

*gasps*

I'm about to die of laughter...*wheezes* This is hilarious...

Wow.

This one is awesomely done. At a skim it's random, and kind of "oh that's nice...now go back to writing modern-day Amis fics, would ya, and stop messing with Javert?" but then when you pat any attention at all, it all makes sense in a weird sort of way. And it's hilarious, of course.

OMG!
This was so UTTERLY pointless!
But so DARN hilarious!
I cracked up.

So lovingly, pointlessly amusing

So pointless and random, and yet so hilarious!

LOL!
This had me snickering quite idiotically, and my dad thought I had a coughing fit. Luckily he didn't come to give his choking little boy a slap on the back, or else he would have been rather irritated... *lol*

Very profound. It is now my personal guide to life. (I can see you rolling your eyes, but nobody's perfect, least of all me)

Always amusing!

Although this was funny, it doesn't sound much like Javert. That's ok, though, this is fan fiction. Ta-ta from ta-ta land, (located under the mountain of ta-ta) TA-TA!

That really sucked. It was pointless. Meandering. Uggh. It made me never want to laugh again. Please do the world a favor and stop this.

This, my dear, is genius, pure and simple! I, who have been living in dorms for FAR too long, am putting our good Inspector's theory to the test. Can he tell fortunes on mice as well?

"The sum length of the antennae of the cockroach is equal to the length of its body, multiplied by the square root of the diameter of his belly = You are meticulous and exhaustive in your inquires."
--And also far more skilled at math than I.

P.S. I totally agree with your evaluation of Hugo's Javert... What's up with that anyway?