Oh jeez, that's THE funniest thing I've read in years. I'm having trouble typing because the laughter is making my laptop shake. I especially liked the zombie!planeteers and "Click Click Pop Pop's" brief appearance. Too funny!

lol, Okay i thought Captain Planet was hilarious before! But this just takes the organic celery! (bad pun)
yeah that was pretty bad i know, but i'm trying to get into the mood.
Well I love the buttmonkey jokes and horrible puns!
it's like you made this just for me! =]]

OMG! I remember when I used to watch Captain Planet as a little kid. Now thinking back... it was pretty stupid. And yeah he did make bad puns! Great job... you're going on my fav's list :)

oh... my...
I like Captain Planet so I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Laughing won.

Dude! That was the funniest thing I've read! Me like!

This story was pretty good. It wasn’t exactly true to the Captain Planet series but it was still really funny. I laughed out loud a few times because of the obscure comments thrown in such as the one about Tim Burton, but also wondered why Whoopie Goldberg wasn’t mentioned. It also answered some questions about what would happen when the Planeteers die. And it finally address the question that if Gaia really did have all of this amazing “planet friendly” technology why wouldn’t she share it with the rest of the planet in order cut down on pollution.

PS Sorry that this review was kind of critical and a bit formal..but i had to do this for class...but i really did enjoy the story...i laughed a few times..thanks

OMG. Hilarious. That's all I can really say. Oh, and I loved this. So I guess that's two things.

This is so perverted it's almost endearing.

ROFL. "“Let’s go!” cried the “punk,” Pavil, a boy from Russia. Alejandro, Bryan, Kagura, and “Click Click Pop Pop” agreed."
Click Click Pop Pop. Now that's funny **. I love Cap's bad puns in this one, and Linka's jaw falling off. Hoo boy, that's great!

Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. Could there possibly be a preachier, more boring cartoon than Captain Planet? Anyhow, you've hit the nail on the head and I will chuckle guiltily over this for many days to come. Huuh...

And this concludes my Weekday Fix on the Planeteers. Thank you much. By the way. I got 3 messages at the station about this being one of the most canon stories on

Sorry about my last two reviews. I had just seen a site going on about how stupid Australians are and I was in a bad mood. I think this story and all of your storys are genius and don't need to be changed.

This is one of the best stories I've ever read. You indeed have a way with sarcasm.My favorite part was when you said the planeteers fought the ratmen oh and Suchi jumped around and made noises.You should really make a sequal or a second chapter.I'd be the first one to read it.

Best. Story. Ever.

Awesome! Captain Planet's my new hero now!!