Bahaha, owned. XD
You do NOT back-sass Megatron.

...I'm stuck somewhere between "OMG! That's /horrible/!" and "ROFL! Serves the fragger right!"

Just who is the next human? Might I suggest Alexis?

Good God. It's disturbing, ghastly, violent and, bugger me, I LIKE it! The giggle is damn near hysterical but it hasn't stopped yet. Heehee... obnoxious human go splat. Liked the idea of Starscream interpreting Megatron's emotions via an aura.

If they kill every human who wants something out of a deal, they're gonna run out pretty quick.

*nearly falls out of chair*

Oh my sweet lack of God, I SO wish Megs had done this on the show. Beautiful.

Oddly enough my favourite part of this is the bit where it describes Megatron's optics flaring so brightly that Screamer can see the sense-points: I get a perfectly clear image from that, something not unlike the BW optics with a bright "pupil". Very, very nice.

Well, that scheme failed fast. Poor Soundwave, dies he have to clean these things up often?

Heya!
to think that I almost missed this fic; I havn't hauntedff.net in 'months'.
anyway, great beginning, I agree that too many fanfics have the humans as 'important'
/at least they learned to run away later on; it wasn't like we 'enjoyed' scraping them off our boots/
heheheheh.
thanks again for the Omnibot pics!
Lynxy

All I can do right now is snicker *snickers*

ST

Hmph. Serves 'em right. This is definitely better than those fics with TFs relying on humans. I mean, even in the fics where TFs CAN'T kill them because whoever wants the human would kill them, they could "accidentally" step on the humans and kill them and get away scot-free. Of course, that would never happen in the TF universe, but a Con wouldn't bargain with a human, either.

AD

I like it an found it very funny :-) Great Job I look forward to reading more of your work.

Yes! I love your fics... They're so believable. It really brings a big dose of reality (oxymoron alert!) to the TF section of fanfiction.net. There really are too many fics with humans having the upper hand (a couple are ok-ish, but still). So, yay for Wayward fics!

*Waves pompoms* Hey Wayward, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Wayward! ^_^

Haha! This was very funny, AND you gave some authors a glimpse of what would REALLY happen if humans are crossed with Decepticons. Way to go!

Frying Pan Girl

Eh, he asked for it! ^_^ I'd jump at the chance to work for giant alien robots! Especially if my life depended on it...

~ckret2

Short, but funny ;)