This sounds like a normal day fer me.
I carry on conversations with many of Johnny Depp's characters.
People look at me like I'm insane, even my own family!

I loved this. Will there be anymore stories like this?

I admit I was scared at first, but that was actually pretty hilarious!

Aww, usually I don't like "Mary-Sues" or whatever, but this was really funny and very imaginative ^^ great job!


xoxo,

Utah.

he he he! awsome! a little more detail would have been good thou. :-)

I had such a great time reading this!

Ha ha ha. Cool. I've only seen a few of the movies mentioned, but it was cute. Wish you had added Cry-Baby though. That would've been cool. Great job. Catch ya on the flip side.

Evil dental floss! evil Sands with dental floss!
right now my boyfriend is trying to be evil but he just hits the mark lower than I do. I'm more evil than he is! :lol: *smirk*

anyway, I loved this, it was written quite well!

ta,

Russe

Excellent story! I really enjoyed that. Love that idea! I really hope a sequel is forthcoming!

Thank you

Lmao. This was a great story. Though I would like to have seen my schizo Mort but he's working on hie next story. Captive In Her Bed...mahahahahaha! Lol. Great job! =)

I am rendered speechless by my shock and delight. Such creativity and and sheer delicious audacity to play with the many facades of Johnny Depp so! After every one of them I kept saying, "Give the girl some, already! Geez! You rotten sexy teasers!"

Who would have thought Edward Scissorhands would been the one?

This is great.

This is so funny! (I wish I am able to think of things like this!) "Hoping Sands doesn't decide to do anything evil with dental floss" ending great! and so very Sands-esque. (By the way my name thingy is Rosie Real in case this doesn't show up again! I love this! (It is one of the first in the favourites!) -Rosa

I loved this, and whoever said that you messed up the characters needs to lighten up! It was hilarious and very original! Please continue!

Funny, original and very enjoyable!

I am brand new to fanfiction-"Writer's Perogative" is my introduction to this venue.

What fun! Your dialog is true to each character (as it were) and the resulting situations evoked several throaty chuckles in addition to (and I don't admit this easily)one hearty snort!

I do believe, though, that had you happened to glance out at the river which flows behind your home, you would have noticed a small wooden boat tied up at the landing. There in the moonlight stood Roux, gazing up at the house with a quiet longing... Nothing like a water bed for a sweet night's sleep!

A little obsessed with a certain actor?
No prob, I can understand this *g*
It's a pity Jack is G rated ;)
Abberline wouldn't like the (new) Absinth in Europe, they took out the stuff wich zonked him so out.
All in all - very funny, laughed myself silly.
Interesting how you can tell so much about a character with so little sentences ... and seeing the movies.

Let's see, what the sequel says ...