I'm stunned. This is hilarious, brilliant and completely wrong all at the same time. I don't think I want to know where you get your ideas, but that makes the story all the better. You should definitely keep it up.

I have to wonder why someone would make that into a letter in the first place and then why a reverend would have it in his possession! Poor Holmes!

Stumbled upon this after "The Most Winning Woman." It was really,really funny!Although I thought the beginning could have been a little more... arresting.
*I had not abandoned my friend facing the trials of humdrum existence, the peril of Moriarty, or the dubious morality of burglary, and I could not forsake him now.*
Very sweet!It pretty much sums up what Watson is to Holmes.
"-Oh dear God."

"Yes, that was my initial assessment as well."
*cracks a rib

D'oh!

In spite of Holmes' constant longing for cases, I think I spoke for both of us when I rested my forehead on the table and said, "Oh thank God."

Hehee. This was simply too brilliant for words. Sque!

Oh my. After The Most Winning Woman I went to go look at more of your work, and I have not been disappointed. This cracks me up to no end. :D Holmes and Watson trying to figure out a code from ** = win.

ROFLMAO! take a bow, that was hilarious!! poor Holmes and Watson. i love this part: "What then is the dwarf's answer? It is not much of a sentence—the words 'oh', 'yes,' and 'God' repeated several times each, in apparently random order." and this "What does that have to—" I began to peruse the letter "—do with—Oh dear God." very nice job at giving us a great deal of amusement at their expense.

*LOL* Wonderful!

FUNY! That was hilarious!! I'm adding you to my fav authors list.

he he hee! i like! poor reverend st. clare!

I loved it! XD

The ending was perfect. Simply perfect. In fact, the whole fic was pretty perfect. Amazingly funny. I'd suggest a sequel, but you couldn't follow that 'oh, thank God' if you tried for a hundred years. Brilliant.

that was hysterical! loved it!

Pardon me while I fall out of my chair and giggle like the little schoolgirl that I am. That was truly great.

hee hee - too funny!