Hehe... Poop: a bird's best weapon. Who be the strange man? I like how the three commandeered the ship so effortlessly. Write more soon!

Hehe... This Polly want Will more than Jack, but beggers can't be choosers! _ One suggestion, for clarity: Put some sort of marking when you're switching viewpoints. This will make it easier to follow. Otherwise, very good chapter. I especially like the last sentence.

Very funny chapter! I love little references to multiple movies with the same actors. Also, love the use of the word "sashayed" for Cap'n Sparrow's gate. Perfect!

LOL. I loved Black's reaction to being stabbed. Her insistance on calling elves fairies also cracks me up. I can't wait 'til you write more.

Hehe, I like your version of Helm's Deep. I may be in a morbid mood right now, but I find it rather funny that Legolas shot Black. Very well written, and descriptive. Great job, and write more soon!

Way too short, but very interesting. Good thing there's another chapter waiting for me! As always, very interesting. Black is so funny, even though her misnomer of elves should bother me... _ Great job, and I hope you're going to write more soon.

So sorry it took me so long to review! Very amusing chapter. The change in time was slightly confusing, but otherwise very good. I look forward to seeing what is Black is up to!

Very good chapter! I loved the way Black answered the questions. Especially "heterosexual men". Too funny! I hope you update soon, and that we will soon learn a lot more ablout Black. You are writing her book, no? Oh, one tiny anachronsim: they didn't have stopwatches then. Or normal watches for that matter, I think. Otherwise, great!

Did you know you uploaded the beginning of this chapter twice - once after the last song in the last one, and once now? Otherwise, very good. Creepy, creepy flashback, with, I'm guessing, how Black became a phoenix-like being.

I thought the length of the chapter was quite good. My only problem was there were some very Earth-like references in the songs, but otherwise, I loved them. The hints at Black's past were great, and I eagerly await finding out more.

Red is just so... Red! _ Uh-oh, looks like Beld is in deep doodoo! This can't turn out well.

Aww, so sweet! Well, now we know why Green is called Green! Red is so funny. My only problem was how short the chapter was.

Very funny chapter. And no, I haven't read either of the Book of Blue's yet, but it is on my To-Do list! Hopefully before the end of the year. :-p I can't wait to see what havoc Red will wreak here.

*Raised eyebrow* The Old Man? Are we going to find out what said witchdoctor actually did to her, or are you going to keep us in suspense forever? _ I see more of Untitled in here, and I can see why you enjoy using her. I liked this chapter a lot.

*Smirk* Frodo's so cute. Good chapter, with more information about Black. I like the insight into her character.