hahahaha, good stuff

Hi, I really like this story, especially the fact that there is a dyslexic character. I am writing a story with a dyslexic character, and I'm getting a lot of mean reviews from people who don't understand my cause. My sister is dyslexic, and so I want to help more people understand about dyslexia by writing about it. I am very glad you have decided to have a dyslexic character in your story, and I hope you read and review mine. Thank you once again. Spread the dyslexic love!

It aint happening, we don't live near each other anymore and neither of us wants to try and finish it on their own.

Sorry.

Late but still funny! Just take your time, I don't care!!

It's such a pity that you're finishing with this parody but I understand the feeling of running out of enthusiasm for a fic. Hopefully you'll update again and finish it one day. Thanks for what you've written anyway, both this and The Fellowship of the Bra are great fics!

Mystic Catface

Aw, I don't hate you guys. But I am sad, because this parody rocked while it lasted and HOLY ** I JUST BURNED ME TONGUE ON MY SOUP ARGH!

Anyway.

Thanks for what you gave us! *waves*

~Platy

in the battle of helmsdeep, you could have them drive the orcs away with Aragorn's bad breathe or just bad smell in general or have a character who's a really bad singer. just sugestions.

Everyone has their own opinion, and in my case this is a burn. I didn't like it. I am a very big fan of Frodo, and I honestly can say he's a moron at all. That's the only review I can give on this...

LOL! I saw The Aviator just recently, so I thought it was hilarious. You also touched upon a topic that irritates me to no end : misspelling fanfic writers. KEEP WRITING!! Oh, and I love Mort :).

eh?? ok. good times. and frodo did what now?

Well, this was definitely a different chapter. But it was funny none the less. Can't wait for the next update! Actually, I can, so I will.

Wow.

Well I can't say I feel good about our crappy productivity the truth is it's gotten very hard to write this damn thing. From the beggining The Two Towers was much harder to parody than The Fellowship was, mostly because it's just so much darker and doesn't throw anything underhanded that we can easily get under.

You also have to remember that back when we started this one I think I was still living at my parent's house with Skooge (Spoofmaster) and since I moved out it's gotten pretty ** inconvienient.

Additionally Skooge keeps insisting on laying all these responsibilitys on herself that eat up all her time. Recently for instance she allowed herself to gett roped into filming, editing and making a bunch of copies of several plays. Before that she was an "assistant director" for a play which basicly entailed looking a few things up from time to time and keeping the producer distracted long enough for everyone else to get their jobs done.Personally I don't understand why someone would do that, back when I was in highschool as soon as that bell rang I was on my way home and making a bee line for my N64. Well either that or hanging out in a storm drain with my buddies smoking weed. Or on some rare occasions going out and randomly committing crimes Clockwork Orange style. Skooge is different though, she's what's called a "functional human being" or a "good person" whereas I myself am not. I'm just a selfish narcassistic lowlife who's really into abusing substances.

As for my time it's fairly consumed as well, not only do I spend my evenings at Welding class but by the time I get back Skooge is in bed and I have to go out and represent my Halo 2 clan. I'm probably one of the best thousand or so players in the entire world and it eats up alot of my time and energy. On toip of that I'm an avid gamer of several other kinds so during the week I tend to either be asleep, working or playing a videogame of some sort.

As a result of both our scedules we only really have time to write on the weekends but Skooge goes on sleepovers about every other week and I generally have to clean my apartment seeing as how it's the only part of the week I have the time.

Lastly me and Skooge just don't get along very well anymore, she's become fairly distant and we have trouble finding common interests anymore. There was a time when we were inseperable but that seems to have passed and it'll only get worse with time. She has a future, in ten years she'll probably be making plenty of money. In ten years I'll be working at a factory, making not very much and spending all my money on cars, drugs, videogames and women. I'm kind of that rare breed that never grows up, never finds any real purpose in life and never really matures emotionally.All I do is just get more cynical.

So what does this all mean to you? Well for starters I'm going to make an effort to wrap this fic up before Skooge ends up at college. However I'd say the chances of a third installment or even any more major collaberations between us are basicly zero. Maybe Skooge will find someone else to write the third one with or she'll do it solo, it wont be bad if she does but it will be different that's for damn sure.

It was a bit pointless but fun! I guess that's what this chap is for! No complaints because I've heard enough of those. I was feeling depressed when I found that your fic continued. Thank you. You made me smile.

That was horrifying. And entertaining.

~Platy