AH! JAZZ JACKRABBIT! JEBUS CHRIST! I remember that game! I used to play it all the time in elementary school! That damn parrot kept on dying on me! I was like, parot! Save me! And then Jazz was a green rabbit, but I only had the demo version, so I never really got very far. And he said, 'Yum!' when he ate a carrot and he had a laser gun or something that blew up those damned bee's and electric spikes and the other enemies that I can't recall!

Wow!

Sorry, it's just such a small world... Anyway, this is hilarious! Especially the beginning and the middle and the end.

Wonderful! Keep on going!

Wow... Jazz Jackrabbit...