Holy squirrels, mate! (stops channeling Pyro) HAH! YAY ROMY! (And the APLBPN...)

SQUIRRELS! And a whole cahppie about them too! Oh wow! Hm. My squirrels like Pyro. In fact, the only other human/mutant/non-squirrel they like is Pyro.

Drunk Pyro? Fire high? FIRE? YEAH FOR FIRE! TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION! Hey! No getting my flamethrowers, ya hear? *glares* But I'm willing to share. DUde, have you watched the Fairly Oddparents a bit...much, hmm? Hey! I talk to squirrels! And what exactly is WRONG with THAT?

ROMY! SQUEE!

EVAN! GAH! NO!

Spyke must die...DOOM on HIM! DOOM on HIM!

You mean along with the stick wedged up his ass, right?

Savvy.

o_O Penguins.. *twitch* pyro and his penguin army? I bow to you...

Great jorb! For some reason, any chapter where anyone is drunk is just absolutley hilarious.

Nice! I liked Pyro and his koala minions. Good jorb! Oh yeah, Remy, Kitty, Rogue and Kurt in the control room while drunk? Pretty hilarious!

Yes the evily shaking fist isnt just me! everyone told me i was weird when i would shake my fist at ppl but turns out im not the only one! hahahahahaha

Rats? I hate rats, they make me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a room full of rats. Rats? I hate rats, they make me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a room full of rats. Rats? I hate rats, they make me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a room full of rats...

No! Why? The insanity...it's gone! It's all gone...*strangled sobs* This is just fucking great. My life sucks. I'm in major trouble because mom found out about me and my boyfriend's...relationship. And she found out that I thought I was pregnant. But I'm not. And I'm engaged. It's so cool! And I'm probably gonna move to my aunt mo's until the wedding. Wow, this is scary. I'm gonna be married...0_0

BWAHAHAHA! Ky tweeting heh. Maybe I'll put that in my next chapter. If I ever typr it up...

I love it! Some things that i want to point out though:

1) Celine Dion is Canadian.

2) If my school gave me wine coolers instead of milk, I might just pay attention in class.

Dat's all folks! Oh, did I tell you what happened on thursday? I finally saw my boyfriend again (the dumbass decided to spend the summer in florida with his dad.) Anyway, I was talking to my old french teacher, who is english btw, and he walked by the class. SO out of the blue he just comes into the class, drops his books on a desk and starts making out with me.

In front of my old teacher.

Who told my new French teacher.

Who just happens to be my mom's best friend.

Needless to say, the shit hit the fan. And it really smells. And I haven't done it in so long, it was about time. I missed his...um...junior friend.

Did I mention that he's under house arrest?

Hm about the Longview thing they could all think Scott and Lance were left in Longview which by mentioning it Ky would run on the walls. And bounce off them and randomly go in rooms invisible terrorizing the teens. BWAHAHAHHAHA! *ahem* But other than that nothing. Good chappie. Wonder who's talking to Apcaroach.