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HILARIOUS!

"'Oh Crap.' Quoth the author" BRILLIANTLY AMUSINGLY HILARIOUS!

Is it over?

I hope not. I would be most displeased.

This made my day!

WHEHEHHEHE!

heehehehehee! I'm off to beep Voldie's absence of a nose! ;)

Ta-ta for now!

Love from

aSqueeintheDistance

SQUEheeheeheeheehe!

AHAHAHAH!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is the first fic to make me genuinely laugh in a while!

heehehehehehehehee...

You just brightened my dreary world of schoolwork!;)

Love from

aSqueeintheDistance

SQQUE! honkhonk lol SQUE!

(2x SQUEE! whe!)

The randomness was hallarious...

Love it!

Wow. This is so random... and everyone is so OOC... but it's humor, so I forgive you. GOD, this is funny! Your humors are so funny, your poems are so good, so Nazgul poems are so sad and... well... realistic... You know, I've been kind of wondering... how is it that so many of my favorite humor authors are also my favorite angst authors? Shouldn't the two like, not work well together, or something...? Oh well. YOU ROCK!

Okay...totally random and it had no purpose. But it did entertain me!

Funky laughter! yay! You're the only one that does funky laughter!

um, you never said what the ten things they hated about outhors where.

Eheehee... This was the most irked story I've read today. _ And I read a lot, considering that I've been in Denmark the last three weeks and couldn't check my emails.

I like the cabbage. Cabbage rulez! *opens cabbage fan-club*

PS: I almost, ALMOST feel sorry for Harry - but wait!... no, not really.

Lord Voldemort was irked.

Really irked.

Severely irked.

If he was any more irked he would be an Irkin.

If he were an Irkin he would be an Irkin elite.

…which was, more or less, his problem right now.

hehehehe...

There was no reply but a perturbed group of Jedi who walked past a little faster. Harry sank to his knees defeated.

He was then run over by a hobbit.

*rolls on floor laughing*

Mercifully the hand of the author smote them all a mighty one, and the entire convention vanished. The screen was blissfully blank.

…blank.

…utterly blank.

…even the cabbage was gone.

“…Oh Crap.” Quoth the author,

my computer crashed too. *gasp* no.. *gasp* internet access.. *gasp gasp* for over... *gasp gasp* a week...

sorry i haven't reviewed in so long... ): i've been really busy. but here i am!

i LOVE that pushing-the-eye-of-Sauron down a hill thing! :D

'...and grinning like a rabid baboon.'

hehehe... so funny!

“No Tom, you really need to see this. Dumbledore sent us a scan of pictures from the fourth movie… hey!”

“What?”

“We were trapped in here during the fourth movie! Who took our places!”

“…actors?”

“…oh, oh yeah. Well, I’ve got one of you, but when you see what you’re wearing…”

“Let me see it!”

Voldemort snagged the picture, looked it over… his hand gradually began to clench.

“God dangit! My favorite silk pajamas! Why am I wearing my pajamas!”

*gasp choke snort laugh hysterically die* SO FUNNY!

Aww... Poor Tom! *cackles evilly at name* But yeah... That's life, he should really know it by now, lol. Anyway, so he doesn't say a complete stranger looks into his *ahem* life, I'm Wingsofthefae! Pleased to meet you, etc.

Hilarious chapter, BTW! And I agree, thank goodness they spared of naked Voldy in the forth movie.

Pyjamas? o.O And I thought he looked rather cool wearing them... O.o

Anyways, I've seen the movie too and it was nothing but S#*%&. Okies, nothing new there... But Tommyboy was absolutely cool! Phew! I am SO glad that they didn't screw HIM up! o

Go Tommyboy go!

P.S.: Poor eyeball... _

*snickers* Hehe.

And yess V. we were spared! Naked Voldemort... Ew... Ugh... Gross... Ucky... Thoughts... AHH!

*runs away screaming and hides under a bed that has no space beneath it because the mattress is on the floor traumatized*

Please Update! That goes for all stories!

"This is hilarious!" Laughed the painting." PLease update soon!"

So, reading the sixth book, are you? Meh, Rowling made a foul of herself with that book. Clichés after clichés. YUCK!

Loved the chapter. The fluffy chairs were a hit- fluffly fluff. Hehe.

And the end! Oh the end! I adore the end- mwahahaha.

Bye and update soon. This review makes no sense.