Dear Typewriter King;

This is hilarious. You are far, far too literate to be here. The simple fact that you know the basic rules of grammar sets you apart. A person who not only has writing skills above those of the average six-year-old, but is referring to old British political parties . . . nobody is going to read your stuff. It's not because it's bad. It's because it's good. People don't come to fanfic.net to read brilliant satirical political commentaries. They come to read about pretty boys making out, getting pregnant (no, I don't get it either), or getting turned into women, or all of the above.

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you'll get hundreds more reviews and I'll look really dumb. But it's just a warning. You are too intelligent to be here. Go somewhere where you'll be appreciated.

- Brondesbury