I'm enjoying this;a Snape without a ghastly secret would just be WRONG!I particularly like the way the suspense is building up and Severus' impatience with the owls-divine.Wouldn't have thought he'd have owl treats in his drawers,but no ones perfect.Maybe he's just odd like that.

We don't get it. Just thought we'd tell you that. It was really funny though. HEE HEE.

HAHAHAHA ROFL! HARRY'S THE OTHER SNAPE?! AND VOLDY'S DAUGHTER?!? HAHAHAH

MEANIE! I HATE YOU!

Um... Are you going to continue this? It is a quite cunfusing ending

...That was really wierd...Is it really Harry?...

I KEEL YOU DED! *keels you ded* SEE?!

I'm confused. Harry? Severus Snape?*shakes head* It's really good so far-can't wait for the next chapter!

AND THATS THE END OF THE STORY! HOW IS THAT THE BLOODY END OF THE STORY! *calms down* So confusing, aND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE IT! GRR! I GRR AT YOU THREE TIMES FOLD! PLease continue*puppy dog pouts* PLEase! Please! Pwetty, Pwetty please? FAERIE KISSES!

P.S. I WNT YOU TO CONTINUE! It is very good though.

Oh my goodness. That was quite an ending. Quite an ending. This is ProudLijaholic from LiveJournal, by the way, reading your parodies as promised. Very very good.

That is, by far, the best ending I have read in a very, very long time.

I'm just confused now.

Tee hee. That was purest evil! YOU are purest evil! Too bad Lucius wasn't wearing his fur-paper hat or the new one he tried to make.

where is the next chapter,my dear? other then that very good

HEY! OMG! This is an interesting chapter, and Dumbledore is talking to Snape and Snape really is Voldemort's daughter (I picked up a hnt from Hermione is wrong) and everything is chaos. YIPPEE! Oh, uh, I mea, to bad. *shifty eyes* Gotta Go! FAERIE KISSES!