Man this is one heck of a funny fic, too bad its been discontenued. . . DISCONTENUED!! NO!! *falls on floor still screaming NO*
Sorry had to make it funny.

Hilarious! Though I am quite courious as to what Alucard did to make Integra's walls all bloody.

Its not what I think it is, isn't it? O_o
LMAO! Great humor fic btw!

Captain Bernadotte or Captain Guensch? And the Jackal and Casull are very different.

NO! PLEASE DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! This is too funny! I have to know what Walter finds! Please update soon! Into the favs this goes!

That was so hilarious when Alucard was being tortured by romance novels. Funny how a sadistic perverted vampire that has probably experienced centuries of erotic moments with different woman in his immortality would be traumatized by something as simple as a Harlequin Romance story.

MUHAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT!

This is great, my favorite was the part with the mommy and kid scene and the shock-collar was awesome, please use it in more of your Hellsing humor fics.

I love this story!

Who woulda thouhgt a lidle romance novel could scare the no life king!

Intedra should'veused the collar a long time ago! HAHAHAHAHAHEEHEHeheheeh!

Alucard has a drinking problem! HA! What a funny thing to call it!

Alucard just keeps on pushing Integra's buttons! I enjoyed the part with the Sharpie...

I absolutely love this fic! But I feel compelled to say that that is not how blood is actally drawn. I just got my blood drawn today (not by Alucard *tear*), and it takes alot longer than that (and a unit is a lot of blood). Sorry if you already knew that, but I had to say it.

Keep writing!

Hahahaaha! That was awesome! Apperentaly, Alucard is having the worst luck here. The no life king is meeting his match! Update soon!

LOL this is going to be good cant wait

Oh! I can't wait to read what happens next...PLEASE UPDATE ASAP! I love this fic and your doing great keep up the great work!!Thanks!

LOL!