Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter? I thought you were talking about Dogma with Jay and silent bob when you said blasphemous film in the summary.

That's... simply brilliant. No, really.

This is the most brilliant thing I've read in weeks!

Oh my, that was amazing. I love that movie too!

LOLZ. That was hilarious.

A way too short! Please write more, it's too good to end so soon!

Yes! I LOVE Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter! What WOULD Anderson do upon meeting Jesus?

LMFAO! I heard about that film, I'm scared to watch it.

It was too funny!

That must have been an epic meeting. Anderson and his 'hero.' I love this so much. Now I want to rent that movie and watch it over again.

O.o Thats good i enjoyed it quite much-ness... please continue.

I like the beginning of this and it's very interesting. Update very soon. :)

LOL!

Sounds good.

Especially enjoyed it, cos I live in Odessa.

*reads the last line, chokes with his coke*

Keep going, this was so good (yet short. More!).