 crazybritoutforevange 2005-04-30 . chapter 1UPDATECyborg: (After recovering) Ooh, my stomach! I feel like I ate a tire!
Raven: That's a distinct possibility.
Cyborg: OH!! You know what would be good? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?
Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself.
Beast Boy: I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try ANYTHING!
Robin: We need to stop him before he hurts himself...or somebody else.
Raven: Or an innocent street sign...
(Cyborg devours a poor defenseless street sign)
Gizmo: (To Robin, angrily) Nice shootin', sporfbrain! You kludgeheads have any idea how long it's gonna take me to get from his stinkin' can all the way UP TO HIS BRAIN?!
Starfire: Why does he speak of subterranean vegetables?
Gizmo: (Sneers) You don't know crud. The virus is messing with his central processor, you know, his brain.
Gizmo: What the... blob boy?
Beast Boy: I'm here to help.
Gizmo: Oh, lucky stinkin' me, a goofbag with a nucleus for a brian.
Cyborg: (To a portable money machine) You can keep your sprinkles, I NEED RASPBERRY FILLINGS!
Cyborg: (Munching on a table) Who ordered this pizza? It's cheese-tastic!
Cyborg: (After eating dozens of money notes then spitting them out) NO, NOT MACARONI!
Cyborg: (Wakes up) PIE! (Robin drops the tranquillizer gun containing microscopic sized Gizmo, then looks and sees Starfire and Raven trying to restrain Cyborg. Robin shoots at Cyborg with the tranquillizer gun and scores a direct hit) HOT LINKS!! Oh, yeah... (Crashes through a wall)
Starfire: The injection was a success?
Robin: I'm not sure. (On the communicator) Gizmo, report. Are you inside Cyborg?
Gizmo: Oh, I'm inside him all right. But I'm not in his brain - I'm in his butt.
Beast Boy: (After Gizmo has attacked the virus) Yeah! We kicked it's virus butt!
Gizmo: Wake up, pinhead! that was only a drone. There could be thousands of drones. We have to delete the viral core.
Beast Boy: (Thinks fast) Uh, I knew that. I was just, uh, testing you! And you passed!
Gizmo: No stinkin' way! I'm not fixing that overgrown bucket of roboscrunge, and there's not a thing that you grot-sniffers could ever say or do that'll make me... (Gizmo tries to leave, but Raven appears in front of him and takes off her hood, revealing a evil looking monster face from Gizmo's viewpoint. Gizmo turns back, looking very shaken) I'll help...
Cyborg: Oh! Star! Remember that purple wiggly Tamaranean pie thingie you made that was full of bugs?
Starfire: My stewed grunthmek which made you physically sick?
Cyborg: You gotta cook up some of that!
Cyborg: Whatever got into me, it's out.
Robin: Beast Boy! He did it!
Cyborg: (Notices a green stain on his arm) Aww, man! That better not be who I think it is!
Robin: Take it easy Cyborg. It's us.
Raven: We're here to take you home.
Starfire: You remeber who we are, yes?
(Cyborg sees the Titans as eggs)
Cyborg: You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!
Cyborg: (Sees Robin as a steak) We need gravy! AND PLENTY OF IT!
Robin: What is going on?
Cyborg: Oh, I'll tell you what's going on. This is the best peanut brittle I've ever tasted! (Cyborg starts licking the sofa as Raven and Starfire exchange puzzled looks)
Cyborg: Hey, did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams? I like yams! Yams, yams, yams, yams, yams, yams, yams...
Gizmo: (Examining Cyborg) Ew! Your friend is thrashed. What kind of sludgesniffing idiot gets himself infected with the Endzone Virus?
(The Titans glare at Beast Boy, who shrinks to a small size)
Beast Boy: He had some help.
Beast Boy: Cyborg! What are you doing here?
Cyborg: It's my room.. what are you doing here?
Beast Boy: (Short pause) Just practicing my nose whistling... (Whistles)
sorry ramdom quotes rock. Robin starred in m little ponies (TRUE, TV TOME, look it up.] |