   anko2468
2008-05-05 . chapter 13anko... ._.' *i-brow twicthes*
sinslayer:*looks at anko*wat?
anko:ill show u. *copys and pastes*
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“YOU WHAT?” screamed Sasuke.
“Err… we set Shino up on a date?” said Naruto nervously.
“YOU GUYS ARE—“Sasuke was cut off.
“GENIUSES!” Kankurou shouted, throwing his hands in the air. But then he rubbed his (her?) chin. “But why Shino?”
“Better yet, why NOT Shino?” said Kiba with a goofy smile on his face.
“Hmm…” said Kankurou thoughtfully. “Good question.”
Sasuke slapped his forehead. “You guys are idiots.”
“DUH!” said Naruto. “That’s why we appear in two fics called Stranded with Idiots and High School for Idiots.”
“Which, by the way, you’re a total dick in,” Kiba added, pointing at Sasuke.
“Oh yeah,” said Sasuke, rolling his eyes. “I have complete free will in ALL fanfics,” he continued. “You guys are a bunch of dork-wads. We sent Shino to keep an eye on you two, and we expected you to treat him the same way you treat us! And what do you do? You repay him by sending him on a date with a man!”
“But, Sasuke—“said Naruto in a whiny voice.
“DON’T YOU ‘BUT SASUKE’ ME!” snapped Sasuke, putting his fists on his waist. “GO TO YOUR ROOMS! ALL THREE OF YOU!”
Chouji, Kiba and Naruto looked down at the floor as they slowly walked up the stairs.
“That’s right!” said Sasuke crossing his arms. “Single file! March right up there.”
“Sasuke,” said Neji. “Don’t you think you’re being a little harsh? I mean, their minds are only the size of a small child’s.”
“There’s no mercy in parenting,” said Sasuke.
There was a long silence.
“I’m the father, right?” said Neji. Sasuke stared at him awkwardly.
“Do you have any idea how weird it is when you say that in a woman’s body?” said Sasuke.
“Well… Uhm…”
“And it’s kind of weird when you say that to a person of the same sex,” added Lee.
“HAHAHAHAHA!” Kankurou laughed. Everyone stared at him. Kankurou stopped laughing. “He said sex. It was funny.”
Everyone continued staring at him.
Silence filled the room for a long period of time. The room was so quiet you’d think there was a million Shinos in the room. It was silent for at least minute or two before…
“Idiot,” said Gaara, glaring at Kankurou after the long silence.
“Anyways,” said Shikamaru. “I think you guys should go look for Shino.”
“’You guys’?” said Neji, making the little quote marks with his fingers; he then crossed his arms and glared at Shikamaru coldly. “What do you mean by that? You’re coming with us, right?”
“No,” said Shikamaru. Neji was a bit taken back that Shikamaru didn’t hesitate or anything so he just hid his shock.
“Yeah, well, he would just slow us down anyways,” said Sasuke. Shikamaru looked offended.
“Even though I know it’s true, I am insulted!” said Shikamaru. “I’m going to come with you guys.”
“Why?” whined Lee.
“To piss you off!” shouted Shikamaru. “I’m going to complain and whine and slow you guys down in any way possible!”
They stared blankly at him.
“Grab him,” whispered Kankurou out of the corner of his mouth.
“Why?” Shino whispered back.
“So he won’t slow us down,” Lee explained with a scoff.
It was silent for a moment.
“SHINO!” everyone exclaimed, backing away from the… err… former bug boy.
“…?” Shino raised an eyebrow quizzically.
“When did you get inside?” demanded Sasuke. “I didn’t even hear you.”
“Kiba, Chouji and Naruto left the door open,” said Shino shrugging. “So I just walked in.”
“I, for one, am not surprised,” said Neji. “I can’t even tell he’s here even when he’s standing right next to me—“when people stared at him, Neji quickly added”—But I sensed him the whole time anyways.”
“Yeah, whatever,” said Kankurou, rolling his eyes.
“I did,” said Neji, his eyes narrowing.
“Sure, let’s leave Neji and his little fantasies to himself,” said Shikamaru, hoping to get off subject.
“I wasn’t—“started Neji.
“Shut up,” said Kankurou.
“But—“
“Shut up.”
“See—“
“Shut up.”
“But I—“
“Shutty utty up up,” sang Kankurou. While Neji fumed and started muttering curses about the main house (who really had nothing to do with the matter but he did it anyways), Sasuke and Shikamaru started talking to Shino.
“So Uhm… how was the, uh…” said Sasuke awkwardly.
“Terrible,” said Shino. “My first date was with a man.”
“Oh,” said Shikamaru and Sasuke in unison. An awkward silence filled the air.
“I’m sure you had at least one date before that,” said Shikamaru. Sasuke and Shino stared at him.
And did you notice that Shino, Shikamaru and Sasuke’s names all start with S’s? It’s kind of ironic since those were the three I grouped together, but Kankurou is going to mess it all up and get in their conversation. Now it’s going to be S, S, S, and K. Nice going Kankurou!
“So, how was your date?” said Kankurou smirking.
“…”
“Hey, Sasuke, can we have something to eat while we’re on—hey, there’s Shino!” said Chouji. Naruto and Kiba’s heads stuck out of the door.
“HEY!” shouted Sasuke. “You three are on punishment!”
“But Sasuke—“they all whined.
“HEY!” snapped Sasuke. “What did I say? No more of your stupid whining! Do you WANT me to ground you?”
“No…” the three said in unison.
“Then get back in your room! And I better not hear that TV on! And no food!”
They stared at him.
“Okay, VEGETABLES, but that’s it! I’m putting my foot down!”
Sasuke stomped to further his point. Naruto, Kiba and Chouji frowned and walked back into the room.
“You just HAD to ask, didn’t you?” said Naruto.
“Shut up!” Chouji said angrily.
Sasuke then turned back to the others.
“Kids…” he said.
“Yeah, I know, Kankurou’s a handful,” said Gaara, rolling his eyes.
“Tell me about it,” said Neji, glaring at Lee.
“… What?” said Lee and Kankurou in unison, totally oblivious.
“Anyways,” said Neji, looking at Shino. “Nothing bad happened did it?”
“Other then the fact I just dated a man?”
“Well… yeah, besides that.”
“Uhm… it was terrible, I can’t think of anything else to say. You have to appreciate girls for actually having to go out with guys like that. He was annoying as hell, he kept talking to me.”
“That’s because he was your date,” said Shikamaru.
“…What’s your point?”
The guys just sweatdropped and rolled their eyes.
“All I know; is that I don’t want to talk, think or even remember it. From this point on, I’m going to erase it from my mind.”
There was a silence.
“Is it gone yet?” asked Lee.
Shino slapped his forehead.
“I’m just going to go to sleep,” said Shino as he headed back up the stairs.
“He’s not going to sleep in HERE is he?” said Naruto, poking his head out the door.
“NARUTO!” growled Sasuke, his fist clenching.
“Oh, well, sorry mother dearest…” growled Naruto, and his head poked back into his room.
Shino went into a bedroom that was far away from Naruto, Kiba and Chouji’s punishment zone. And before he went to nap, he vowed he would kill the three if he ever got back into his normal body.
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“Well, we better be optimistic pretty fast,” said Asuma. “I do NOT trust our students alone with no supervision.”
“They’re not little kids anymore Asuma,” said Kakashi, looking up from a book. And no, it wasn’t Make-Out paradise this time. “They can handle themselves maturely for awhile. What’s the worst they could do?”
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“So let me get this straight,” said Gaara. “You put the bread… in the microwave to make toast… and the toast burned… and that’s why everything smells like smoke?”
“Yeah, pretty much,” said Kankurou nodding. Gaara bitch slapped him.
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“Yeah,” said Asuma. “They can’t do any harm.”
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