hahahaahahhahah VERY HILARIOUS! Now time to read the rest of your 10 stories..._' a well! If its as good as this one its worth it

Oh man that was funny! It reminded me of a movie I saw once where some guy had an alergic reaction and got hi on Niquil.

That was a little unorthadox but funny nevertheless.

That was hilarious! Especially when I found out everyone really just goty shaved aned that the driver was Freddy. This story was nice and funny. I enjoyed it.

Gee, how many chainsaws (or electric razors) can you find lying around in the African bush? And where did Timon plug the darn thing in?

Funny. Couple of corrections:

Timon looked at the computer, now covered in mucus. Ivy was going into conniptions, and Pumbaa handed him a tissue.

And it's Freddy 'Kreuger.' I asked him myself, which is why I have half of my head missing. But why not Jason Voorhies instead? :P

I dare say that you have reworked the very foundations of American Literature. I Laughted, I Cried, I leapt for joy at the thrilling Climax. The stories multi-facited plot line seemless flows in to a whole, creating a stunning masterpeice. Brilliant! Stupendous! Ingenious!

That was just twisted! I thougherly enjoyed it its very different from the other stories i have read.

hahaha! that was hilarious! i love it! personally i hate timon and pumbaa with an undieing passion, and i like how timon killed him. thanks for not hurting the lions. i like them. anyway, great work, i like it alot. you are a funny funny person.

Oh god..lol

HA!HA!Very funny!)