It was extremely funny and I wish you could follow-up the next chapters!

Finally, a spoof that made me laugh! The part w/ Fat Bastard was the best.

I loved. I laughed for ages while reading it. I hope you post the next chapter soon. But watever.

aww, i LOVE it*is drooling for more*... just, hit the upload button and freak! gogogogo!

now THAT's HUMOR! haha... ROFLMAO!!

Have I said I love this already? Anyways, more more! It said review, so I review. We're out here and we love your story! Do not succumb to the non-updating fever! Resist the temptation to give in! Push onward and upward and continue the story! And hooray for Dracula's Hair!

Ok, I'm done now. REally like the story, if you couldn't tell.

I loved this story. More hygene for men! Very very funny. Keep writing, I'm interested to see how it turns out.

Lmao this is pure genius!!

Completely random which is great...but this stuff is really what you think about? lol your mind must be a strange and wonderful place. I bet you could amuse yourself for hours in a small locked room.

I love El Guapo too! "It is... a SWEATER!"
VH does have a wussy laugh, doesn't he?
Yes, he does.
Sorry, but I like to answer my own questions, that way I'm at least fifty percent sure of getting the answer I want.

Seriously, Carl should conquer the world and then clone himself and screw lots of chicks so then in a few years, the earth will be covered with Carls. He is just that cool.

Please update VERY soon!

Oh wow, this story was great! It had me laughing soo hard! Keep up the good work!!

As hilarious as ever! I really love this story, you have a great sense of humor! More, please!

"Plethora"... every time I see someone use that word I wonder if, like me, they learned it from "The Three Amigos."

Frankenstein's monster + the Hustle= *snort snort coff*

Carl has ruined me for all other men.
It's true! It's true!

heehe...! I love this ff! ^^
A very interesting movie Van Helsing has become.

Continue, I really enjoy reading this!
K.O.