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adictd2life
2008-05-31 . chapter 1
great! great voice, too!
chintsuuzai
2006-09-16 . chapter 1
Another of your crack-but-you've-gotta-love-em-fics. God do I love your style XD You have a great language, but is still so completely lacking any seriousness all the time XD There are very few authors that are good enough to wander so much of topic, and away from the story, and still manage to keep the readers interested (and laughing their asses off). I love it, because it's so rare and funny. Exactly my sense of humor x'D
I really hope you'll continue this - and the rest of your wonderful fics - some day.
I'll be waiting for it ^_^

love, shizu
scarlettHuntress
2006-08-17 . chapter 1
funny and randomness. what a nice conbination XD
FreedomsFalchion
2006-07-16 . chapter 1
“The gravitational pull emitting from those gigantic moons of yours prohibits me from staring at something more pleasant. Like a mirror, for example. Or Palmer’s ass.”

Hahahahahahahaha! This fic is goddamn funny!
Keep writing, everything you write seems to turn ot great. Love the stories.
Uchiha Nikko
2005-04-30 . chapter 1
That was rather...Amusing. I compliment you on your ability to wander off the topic so diligently, while also being able to entertain your readers. My cousin agrees. He says that he likes pie.

But I must say, the 'Sephy' and 'Tseng-Tseng-chan' was brilliant, and I think that you should write more fics like this. The cousin that likes pie agrees.

(five days after this review is submitted, the reviwer and her cousin will no longer exist and will be stuck somewhere in the Lifestream probably after a interview with a lunatic by the name of Sephiroth. Witnesses will claim that after the interview, the madman cried,"SEPHY?!?!?" and flew off. This action will shock many and decrease the general's number of fans by a whopping 3.)
Paprikacha
2004-12-04 . chapter 1
...I just finished laughing my ass off...even though I have no idea what the hell is going on...but that's the fun of it, right?
Freedom Jack
2004-12-03 . chapter 1
“Like I said to Sephiroth, we weren’t waiting for him, and we weren’t waiting for you, either. Mr. President is just a retard.”

*simply dies laughing*

For awhile, I was completely ready to give up reading this fic, simply because the utter chaos and tangential matter in the piece caused me to lose track of the actual "present time" happenings. (Boy, that's long-winded and unnecessarily verbose.) I changed my mind as soon as Sephiroth showed up, though.

"... kindly leave Scarlet’s me-pleasing fun-bags alone..."

Utterly hilarious. If the tangents were shorter or better tied into the roundabout explanations, I think I would have been able to read this fic without feeling daunted and confused in the beginning. Very good, very good. ^^
bitter green tea
2004-11-02 . chapter 1
A story with no plot and where the characters don't make sense. ^__^ Gotta love it.

My favourite line: “I will, however, allow you to show purple, because I think purple is pretty.
firedraygon
2004-11-02 . chapter 1
*cowers* I am afraid. XP

Hahaha, I can't wait to see you write Cloud. This is going to be great. XD Please update soon!

~firedraygon97
xiaa
2004-10-31 . chapter 1
irregardless is not a word [/grammar nazi]
Hey, wasn't Heidegger in charge of Peace Preservation? [/nitpick]

And your asshole Sephiroth is way awesome *_* I really hope you write more.
ozzypoos
2004-10-27 . chapter 1
loved it *grins* although I always did love how you characterise Sephiroth in all of your ficcies *snickers* he's such a loveable asshole ne?

hehe poor Reeve, no wonder he turned against ShinRa in 6 years time ^^; that whole piggy-back scene was hilarious, I loved Seph's reaction to it lol

The whole SephxBunny-Cloud action too was great, along with the hungry Zack-fox *snickers then drools*

cant wait to read more of it ^^
Pocky In A Box
2004-10-27 . chapter 1
X3!! She made another!! I love your fics, they're so funny! XD

Please update soon!! Oh yes..Scarlet is a total bitch. ::Gives you my cookie jar.:: ;__; You ish the best!

W00t!
The Cinnamon Chaos
2004-10-27 . chapter 1
Jen, you know how I feel about everything you right, and this is like ten times that, so yeah, i love it.
Divine Star
2004-10-27 . chapter 1
...I don't need to go to Nibel to be a whacko. This fic already made my brain rot...

...if there's any left that is.

*continues to giggle for 3 weeks straight until she dies of mouth's-muscle-soreness*
Tinkeu
2004-10-27 . chapter 1
nu! more of this!? Actually, Me liked this! Bwahahahaha! ^_^ Oro...and me just realized you're the sodasexy webmistress ^_^*glomps* WHee!! *runs in circles with fangirl glee* Well, this is fun and continue this uber soon peas!^_^ and your others! They're all so awesome!
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