Your blatant instances of poetic license are...interesting. I alternately want to murder you and give you cookies. You've dragged me through hell, but delivered me to heaven. You are my Beatrice. Needless to say, you made my day.

Lmao ~ Ahahaha poor Homenheim!! xD

*groans at all the puns, then glomp you for teh humor!*
Nicely done.

"Ah hah! Oh, the confusion! Oh, the hilarity!"
A...haha... you're truly crazy... xDD' *hugs*

Oh, I'll stop quoting so much, it's probably pretty annoying, taking so much space on the review page without throwing in anything new... If I'd quote anything I was laughing at, I'd just copy and paste the whole story here, anyway... xDD'
So, just know that I liked reading it a lot! Though I think the characters are too OOC, most of the time. As for Edward being so dumb... He's a scientist, writing his research in code, as well. One should possess quite a wide range of vocabulary to manage that, I believe.

"(...)leaving nothing but a single braid, a large eyeball, the baby ear upon which she had been munching before(...)"
...and that it was strange, really... xD'

"(...)as Roy commented about how much he'd enjoyed Falman's mother's 'bullet hole' the previous night."
No, this is too much... This is so OOC, it's not funny... Especially when you make Falman doing it or Fury for that matter.

"'(...)Ooh! This one looks raunchy,' he said, waving his electrical bill"
Love that part... xD

"'Are you sure that's a death threat?' Falman asked. 'It sounds more like an admonition to exercise.'"
Yeah, if you see it like that... it does, indeed... xDD'

"'(...)Afterwards, you can bleed, angst, and then get back to your regular work.'"
Practical as always... xD'

"'What the hell happened to suspense? For that matter, what happened to -logic-?'"
I love the selfreferences. :D

"'That made...very little sense,' said the Evil Alchemist."
It made me laugh really hard... xD'

"'Oh, my god,' Roy groaned. 'You just pulled that baseball bat out from under your shirt.'"
It's so stupid - can't... stop... laughing...

"'Can we rape him now?'"
This is so... strange... they're so scary... xD'

"'Now will you take a goddamn salad?'"
And Riza is the worst of them all... xDD'

Liked most of it really well! x3

"He loved making fun of people for attributes they couldn't change, like being fat. Or dead."
Latter would become pretty boring after a while, I guess... o__x

"(...)and two, my name is Zolof, thank you."
Ah, but isn't it Zolf?

"I don't know, but in this sort of situation dress size is for some reason inversely proportional to IQ"
Thinking about it... in average TV shows I could hardly imagine it the other way round... how strange... o__O'

"He'd been starving himself recently so that he could outthink these bozos."
xDD' love those conclusions...

"(...)and one count of – " Falman double-checked. "Stalking?"
xDD'

"'Could I have another donut?'
"Falman and Breda turned around to look at the cream-splattered walls behind them."
*snort*

"'(...)a one-armed man.'
"'A slot machine killed them?' Mustang asked, confused."
This is so random... xD'

"So Mustang leaned forward, slammed his fist on the table, and bellowed, "-Confess!-" The other two applauded his performance."
*gasping for breath*continues laughing*

You're crazy, you really are... love this! x3

xD"
So that's why they didn't ever see him again... ^^'
Love it! x3

"When do you drink, Roy?"
"When I'm thirsty," he replied, blinking.
"I mean alcohol," she said.
"Yeah," he agreed.

Omg... xD"
At this point I remembered that I already read this... but it was too late, I couldn't stop. So I'm rereading, now... Anyway, I love it! xDD

"'My brother got -yoga-,' Al said proudly."
Lol, that way it sounds like 'babys' or something... xD'

"You know, girls never think that cyclopses are hot."
"It’s 'cyclopes.'"
*nearly falling off her chair laughing* xD'

"Jumped you, sir?" she asked in a slightly strangled tone.
"Not like that, Hawkeye. You've been reading too much fanfiction.(...)"
Hawkeye and fanfiction... I'm laughing so hard here... xD'

Great one! Really enjoyed it! x3

lol, great story. took the shitty out of a shitty day^^

Very fun! Read the whole thing in one day, which I don't usually do. keep up the good work! ^.^

Gahahahaha! Poor Hoenheim.

A new chapter! =O And you made a reference to Angel Sanctuary! (I am so glad that Setsuna's character develops... >_> )

Your writing style is refreshing and charming, as usual, and your sense of humor is quirky and original. Wonderful job!

XD i LOVED THIS! this fic should SERIOUSLY be made into a movie! it could also teach a lesson to the current runners (though i'm not exactly sure what lesson that would be...?yaoi doujinshi could ruin your election? or yaoi doujinshi could get the teenage rabid fangirls out and lobbying for you...XD)

ROFLOL.

XD
UPDATE SOON PLEASE!

LOLOLOL.

you know the part that says "no flash photography or flashbacks"?

XD well, i was looking through, and for like 3 seconds i thought that it said "no flash pronography or flashbacks"

ROFL.
oh yea, and robot slaves?? XD GENIUS.

and i have to say, my favourite line is ""Oh! Miss Rockbell!" Riza greeted in surprise as she ran into Winry in a secret dark passageway in the bowels of Kitchen Stadium, arms full of gunpowder, dynamite, syrup of ipecac and the like."


XD BBWAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

It's good to see this story is still alive!

The last two lines made me LOL, for serious.