wow it must have beenhard to write this without screaming and vomiting your guts out!

Dude, i totally jsut read this for the awesome anuthor notes! Man, that was so funny!!

AH!My eyes!
Actually I don't hate Filch but the thought of him, or anyone, with *shudder* Umbridge...eeyurgh!
Pardon me, I'm off to bleach my brain.

Writing this may've made you shudder, but I really can picture Filch and Umbridge together. And yep, doing the do too! Short and sweet pic about the two HP characters who are really meant to be together because they're so miserable and loathesome!

SOO EWW! we both had to go outside so as to not wake my sleeping sister in the other room. eew. the porcelin god is calling.*Shudders incontrollably* runs away in fear! AH!

but none the less very well written. please read our stories if you get the pleasure of an absence from the porcelin god.

Eww is right, but those two belong together!! You did a good job in writing this story. I think that Filch was in love with Umbridge anyway.
Good idea having Ubridge being in allegiance with Voldemort!
She sure is evil enough to be a supporter of the Dark Lord.
Anyway, thanks for a good laugh, too.

That waz...No comment. Very nice 4 such a terrifying thing. I was cracking up. My friend & I were blowing chunks 2gether. It was pretty good though. Good laugh.
1 question. How did Argus wrap an arm around her ...hem...waist?
Cheers.

I'm scarred for life.

grossest.thing.ever.

EW! AH! Gross! Yuck! BLAH
I think I'm going to be Very Very Very Very Very Very Very SICK!!
LIke I'M SO GOING TO PUKE!
And I hope the twins made Exra Fireworks to reack thier Date!

Okay...


well, i certainly never would've considered a fic on this..

So, if your goal was to destroy my innocence and childhood...

congrats.

Go celebrate with a piña colada and a Filch plushie. *twitch twitch*

Dolores will be **.

anyway, i must go to worship the porcelain throne. *shudders, then falls in front of p. throne with offerings of breakfast, lunch, and dinner from the past 3 weeks*

lol. i know you were trying not to make this a parody but it's kinda funny... i guess i could see them together, but not like that.

That was *ew ew* kinda *ew* squicky *ew*. Well, at least you accepted it as a challenge and not out of your preference. Thanks *ew* for not *ew ew* gettin' graphic. I think that might've been more than I could stand. *ultimate ew*
*convulsion ew as I imagine a graphic one*
>XP-& (that's my pukey face)

oh my goodness...*grabs trashbag and GAGS into it* nobody should have to endure something as horrible as writing this fic. Why would you do such a thing?!

Poor thing,
~Denierure~

well... at least it wasn't in depth...

Very well written. I commend you on your bravery.