great fun reading!

didn't miss any of the important clichés ;-)

Hahahahahahaha... I think you've just killed me... my rib is probably cracked, and I can't breathe... Bhahahahaha...

THANK YOU for sharing the story. I'll go listen to some Celine Dione now...

That is just plain funny! Thank you for sharing!

Kopy Kat

Too funny

Pure genius. Absolutely. I've been ticking them off! I must have read a story for nearly every one on your list. I have to say, Dougie Kyle (Ubervillian) is my favourite, except maybe Maggie Sullivan, Miricle Doctor (TM) or BA's suspiciously blonde daughter. Anyway, I love it! and it's going straight to my favourites list!

This was funny, haha ;-), but by the way, many of those cliches were taken directly from events that actully happened on the TV show (Kyle, Maggie, Face and Murdocks friendship, Face was tortured in " a theory of revolution" , the "turning a broomstick and stuff from the kittchen into a leathal weapon, the flashbacks...), so why do you mock it when its "coppied" in fanfiction and not as a part of the show, which is full of it ? drugging B.A., the disguises, Face chasing girls...A-teams uberabilitys to make a plan come together...

Hoot? *check*

Holler? *check*

Me laughing my butt off at 4:30 in the morning? *check*

My fave moments?

"Stop it, ya crazy fool, ya usin' too many dashes." and ''. *thumbs up* Shady

OMW! I was laughing so hard the kids had to ask me what was going on. That description of the Pennsylvania cow...I'm still chuckling. *snerk* You. Are. Dangerous. Bwah!

This was brilliance— no, that's not a grammatical error. I absolutely agree with your A-Team clichés, (I was getting really tired of the only version of FacexMurdock slashiness that exists) although Maggie Sullivan and extra-terrestrial equipment is something I haven't found that much. (Usually it's the nurse or the client that tries to murder Face in the hospital.)

Yes, Hannibal looking at Face like a son and the other way 'round is mercilessly prevalent in 99% of fanfiction. (I swear, can’t they just respect one another without going into family ties?)

The part where Hannibal says they should let Dougie Kyle escape so that he come back and shoot *Face* in the last chapter, rather reminded me of two clichés you forgot to add.

Firstly, fanfic has deemed Face as homosexual. Not even bisexual, flat out gay. (Have you noticed how he doesn't look at a single girl in slashy stories?)

And secondly, authors *have* turned (no point denying it) everyone's favourite blond Lieutenant into a masochist— he's the *only* one that ever gets hurt. Not BA, not Hannibal, not even Murdock. (Somebody point a finger at me and scream, "BURN THE HYPOCRITE!")

There's an awesome story called "Twelve Hours One Tuesday," and once again it *has* to be Face.

Anyway, I'm rambling here, but yours was an amazing piece of work, but only it was way too short.

Very funny. More fun than watching The A-Team in a silly mood.

Except in the end you should have mentioned that Mary Sue got back to her feet to watch the van speed away, 'cause in The A-Team no one ever gets injured in a serious accident so badly that they can't get up anymore.

Man! And I thought I'm the only one who is irritated by all this slashy-Kyle-father figure-Über-Doctor stuff. :)

LMAO! That is the funniest fic I have read in some time. Truth is these cliches extend to about every fandom I've been a part of. I loved this!

LMFAO! That was hilarious! So many great lines and I loved the bit about Mary Sue, and the CPR with the hammer, the whole thing was brilliant!

I SO should not have read that when I was the only person awake. I was trying to hard not to laugh that I now have bite marks on my knee. It was HYSTERICALLY funny. My favorite part was BA's daughter actually being named Mart Sue.

Keep it up.

I think I love you!
This story is so funny.
I guess the only thing I could say negative is Murdock nearly always has 'a thing' and he doesn't in this but who the hell cares coz it's so fab!
I loved the bit where Murdock curls up next to Face in bed as I've read that line so many times and it's completly hilarious that no one would ever think it weird. (did they do it on the show!)
This is a personal request if any one reads this. There's a film called 'Dawn of the dead' about a group of four people who hide in a mall as zombies take over the world. I always thought it'd be great if the team was there instead as the film has a helicopter, two SWAT guys, a reporter (kinda) a pilot, some evil bikers, lots of guns and hot wiring lorries. If anyone thinks they could do this please have a go! You really need to see the film first as there are some moments that would work great with the team.
Is anyone out there brave enough to take on this challenge? Please.