This is a classic. I don't know how I've missed it for so long. It's dreadfully, horribly funny. And I am a slash fan.

Augh! That's horrible! But intensely funny! I snickered a lot. And suchlike. My favorite part has to be when Bill told me to stop scrolling through the song (WHICH I WASN'T DOING! ...although I can see why someone'd want to). XD

Now me- I'm certainly not a slash fan. But what I AM is a humor fan, and this convoluted little gem of yours has not only tickled my funnybone, it's broken the damn thing clean through. I had to get up and take a break halfway through to avoid convulsions!

Ahh, another addition to the ol' Favorites list. Good work! I was hoping that Denethor would grab the Slash Fairy by her rainbowy wings and chuck her into the nearest volcano, but alas, it was not to be. This disappointment was more than made up for by the horses (I didn't scroll past your song, Bill!) and that frighteningly hilarious interlude with Sauron and the Witch-King. I'm sure that's one pairing nobody's dared to slash yet . . . oh, hell, now I'm gonna have to go look for that. Curses!

Good job. Have a wallaby.

You have a real knack for lunatic parody, which is rare. Please write more of them when you're inclined! By the way, Ficwad (a new fanfiction site) takes script stories.

lmfao.
'" Kawaii!" squealed the Slash Fairy, and flitted away.'

That was. Possibly. The funniest thing I have EVER read. Ever. lmfao. Oh...oh wow. *sends it to everyone* Slash fairy = typical squeally fangirl. I love it.

This cracked me up! :D The Denethor/Theoden bits are funny, but the part that made me die laughing was the one about Eomund and the sandwich. :)

I'm very amused indeed.

" Hey, hey, hey!" Bill shouted. " The cheek! They're scrolling past our song! Oi! Young one! Leave that scroll bar alone!"

Hey, Bill read my mind.

What does "Bhí ghreasaí beag bídeach ina chonaí fadó" and so on mean?

I think you did manage to hit every cliche in the book. Good work, and thank you for not ignoring femmeslash! :D

Dos ph' natha phla'ta writer lu' natha phla'ta rivvil. Alu vith dosstan, ssindossa. Dos rytho'le tlu spit, t'larryo, lu' elggen. Usstan phlith dos, dos xa'huuli slime.

" Ye Valar," the king moaned, " I have not seen such a disturbing sight since I walked in on Éomund being intimate with a sandwich." I think I fell off my chair laughing! OMGthat is so funny! I applaud you! I'm not one to laugh easily but that was a pisser! Well done-

Oh that is hilarious! Hehehe... Slash Fairy... there do seem to be a bunch of those wandering around, huh! And y'know, you have corrupted my mind? I had never even considered a few of those pairings. Yikes. Anyway, great stuff, incredibly funny. ^_^

Absoloutley frickin' hilarious. Wonderful parings- though not enough Frodo/Sam for my liking. Heh..Great story, had me in stitches half the time- I love your Ho!mione one too -worship-.

*wipes tear out of eye* That has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read! Love the Théoden/Denethor bits. The whole thing is hilarious, though. Can't believe more people haven't reviewed. =)

This was quite fun to read! Even my husband enjoyed it and he doesn't care for fanfics or anything remotely slashy in nature. Very well written.

i wanna be a slash fairy! :D