LOL! This stories' kickn' ** so far LMAO! I wish he would kill himself!

haha this is hilarious. keep on writing.

OMG THIS IS FRIGGING AWESOME. ROTFLMFAO! XD

...And now a commercial by the awesome Shannon.

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"I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake, I was once three years dead, but it told a tale, now listen, little child, to the saftey rail!"

/End commercial/

heheh. luv u spag ahaha!schfifty-five!11!!1!

~Shannon

nyahaha you don't know me but i can review anyway. :D

omgomgomgomg i lovelovelovelove your story.
it. is. hilarious.

i literally laughed out loud while reading it. especially where snape opens and closes his mouth like a fish. *cracks up again*

YOU MUST WRITE MORE. MOREMOREMOREMOREMORRE.

xD Spag, I love you!

Wait. That sounded wrong. -rephrases-

Spag, I love your writing!

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-wants to know what that doodle that causes people to turn red it- 8D ehehe my prescious -shot'd-

Your friendly neighborhood not-spiderman,

...Dude... what's my name? Okay, end pointless junk.

~Shannon :)

LOL. *dies laughing* *comes back to life* yeah, i read those 103 ways to annoy lord voldemort and i about died laughing then to. This is really funny. LOL. Hurry up and post another chapter.

OMG. My favorite phrase! "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them!" I have pajamas that say that! (My second favorite phrase is... There are three types of boys, Pick one: Pig. Dog. Jackass. lol.)

It is sort of hard to make fun of post HBP Harry (unless you can turn his obbsession with Malfoy into an uhm. Relationship...) but rather easy to make fun of Hermione and/or Ron. (canaries...)

Wow, I'm rambling again, darn it...

~Shannon

hehe i remember my sn haaha oops this might be the wrong one... anyway cool like it loled

It may be stupid but that's what makes it funny ^_^. Well... there wasn't _much_ to this chapter but it still was good. Please update soon!

LMAO! This is so funny! It's random! Please continue, I can't wait for the next update!

wow... That story was like... Random. Cool. Snaps for random stories!

lol, no more gym for u!
u should write more spags, ur really creative
though i liked greenwall better... (jk)
it was very creative and funny.
but we all know that Harry marries his foot, moves to nevada and gets eaten alive by an angry hoarde of badgers. Voldie then goes and gets married to Ron, but they have a loveless relationship and voldie blows him into a million tiny pieces to be continually eaten by mushrooms. Hermione then writes her own line of self help books, gets a paper cut and dies. Petunia gets toby mcquire(?) kills kirsten dunst and becomes the arthropod arachnid ** sapien to fight along side toby in his fight against good acting.
see u next year...

I love this one too. Hehehehe. Long term future Mrs. Weasley to be... omg that was funny! (Considering I'm a Hermione/Ron shipper. But hey, who cares?)

You are funny Spag. :) -all of a sudden a little kitty comes along and scratches out funny and replaces it with mental-

~Shannon

cool book. is that petunia lady really a super spider? dude, thats sweet. is she the little boys odd parent like from the faries land where parents are odd? dude, that would be sweet! i wanna say something.

lol that was hysterical i think u can figure out who i am if not heres a clue MY ELECTRODES FELL OF IN FRENCH AGAIN ok anyway love the story i would log on but im lazy and sick so bye wow this is the longest review ive ever wrote haha u have school today and i dont love how u included def. of mortal i wont see u at ballet cause i have a fever of 101 so thats why im writing this cause im like delerious (i cant spell either can i)well im going to send u a random flame! Bye Happy thanksgiving