I'll definitely keep this on mind next time I beam down.

I normally don't go for humor -- but this is absolutely hilarious -- and extremely well-done. Nice sum-up of some of the *Star Trek* conventions without being overly mean. Kinda' reminds me of miscellaneous "drinking games" I've read for various shows (you know, "sip when Kirk chats-up the local, alien WOMAN") but much funnier. I'd love to post a copy or a link to it to my blog, may I? (Contact me via this site - I won't post someone else's fic without explicit permission. This is, however, going straight to my personal hard drive! :-)
Again, awesome!
--Olivia

That was freakin hilarious!
"contact the Potted Plant. After all, it surivived 3 seasons..." That just made my day!
Thank you!

Funny cuz its true. That was WIN by the way. Very entertaining win too.

Very funny! and oh so true!

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! I love these little guides! Would you be at all offened if I wrote a fanfict and referneced one of this in it? You're really inspiring my spontaneous 'Let's take a bus to the moon' moments. It would be particulally humourus if that bus was piloted by a Suluakian Pottedpus Planticus.

That was great. I liked the 'Sulu's Potted Plant' theme. And the mention of your girlfriend not aging... Very cute.

LMFAO! dude that was hilarious and so true! do it again, do it again! loved it, it'll go on my favorites list once im awake enuff 2 sign in.

Gotta love that potted plant. Snerk!

EXCELLENT! and extremely true. i wonder how big security has to be in order for two to three redshirts to get killed every episode and yet have plenty...maybe they're related to the "just add water" martians from Looney Toons...

It's funny because it's true. ^^

This story was enjoyable indeed!

I Love it!
Arwen

Hilarious !

I love the potted plant !! (and i didn't know the captain was a vegetable ...)

So funny and scarily true